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A Message to Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal

message to pereg agrawal,ceo of twitter,dear mr agrawal,i wrote this when it was literally two,in the morning,during my recent visit to beautiful,samos greece where i was on business,attending to my efforts on the,educational front i woke up suddenly,from my slumbers with you and your,company on my mind,in my jet-lagged state,unable to drowze further and so i sat,there writing instead of sleeping which,the more cautious and sensible part of,me wished devoutly,i was able to do instead,a few weeks ago the wise folks at,twitter deemed it necessary,to suspend my access to that platform,despite the fact that i had several,million followers,despite the fact that i had used the,platform in good faith,despite the fact that i had put in the,years of time and effort,necessary to gain such an extensive,following,despite the fact as well,that i was a genuine force on twitter,trending with a rather appalling and,frightening degree of regularity,in many ways i'm your monster,sir,the reason for the suspension,it's not exactly clear because,very little is exactly clear mr agrawal,with regard to your social media network,apart from the fact that you allow,an awful lot of misbehavior,what with the appalling proliferation of,anonymous and near demonic trolls and,bots,and professional manipulation of the,public space by actors such as the,russian and chinese governments,and the proclivity of your own people,to censor only those voices,they don't agree with,politically,the tweet,that brought about my suspension was one,directed for better or worse at the,actress slash actor ellen now elliott,page,who i criticized along with his or her,physician,for publicly trumpeting and publicizing,the decision to have her perfectly,functional breasts removed in the,attempt to switch sexes,which decision was up to him or her and,appropriately i at least half suppose,but which also served as a much,publicized more than a million and a,half instagram likes,model,for confused adolescents who might be,considering in their juvenile confusion,walking down the same direly and,irreversibly damaging road,i don't think for a moment that it was,even the criticism per se,that resulted in my ban,but my use of ellen's original name,a practice which the,exceptionally active yet exceptionally,tiny and noisy and endlessly troublesome,trans activist so-called community,has decided to term,dead naming,and which has in consequence,become by their anarchic and,presumptuous fiat,the modern equivalent of a mortal sin,but,i don't know,do i,because your idiot policies of arbitrary,exclusion are unbelievably,and appallingly ill-defined,thus,i'm not granted the opportunity to face,my accuser or accusers is there just one,are there many who are they exactly are,they inside or outside of twitter why,have they been granted this,decision-making power,and i continue,not to know,even though i followed your equally,ill-defined and parameterized appeal,process,with regard to this censorious and,judgmental action,undertaken in the shadowy background,of your equally shadowy company,as i have yet to hear anything at all,from the powers that be at twitter,on,that,appeal front,but i know absolutely,that you know personally of my,suspension,and that you have been questioned about,that because i have been told by a very,good and exceedingly influential friend,of mine who spoke directly to you very,recently that he asked you just exactly,what in hell you were thinking when you,banned me and i also have heard that an,equally or even more influential person,with whom you have also recently had,very public dealings which did not turn,out well for your company,has raised,exactly the same concerns,and i also know,that your demented and presumptuous,minions,have their eagle eye,on my account or that a coterie of,influential activists is monitoring my,online behavior on twitter assiduously,despite my banning,how exactly have i come by this,information,well,two days ago i deleted the,ellen page tweet,why,when i said quite publicly that i would,rather die than do so,well,i needed to do some house cleaning on my,account in relationship to some other,tweets i had posted many months ago,a relatively minor matter but one that,became a somewhat pressing practical,necessity,afterward,i reposted a screenshot of the page,tweet stating that i was obliged to do,so as i had given my word that i would,not delete it despite my suspension and,the attempt at public shaming that that,suspension hypothetically constituted,and,bingo,within hours,i was banned again,so your staff can act pretty damn fast,when it comes to registering and,reacting to my hypothetical misbehavior,but are pretty darn slow when it comes,to say,responding in any manner whatsoever to,the appeal i submitted objecting to the,ban or at least raising questions about,its rationale,now those,opposed to my views and indeed the fact,of my very existence might object,and do so frequently and vociferously on,your hellhole of a platform,hey,self-pr

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