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/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter"Why duh fook ask babies stupid shite lit,Yer gettin big arent ye?,As if the

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Updated on Jan 26,2023

/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter

"Why duh fook ask babies stupid shite lit,Yer gettin big arent ye?,As if the wee coonts gonna be,Aye Moira yer spoot on am on de protein.",I'm gonna be showing you Scottish people Twitter.,Now th-this is the most normie video we've ever done.,On the Scotts?,They're one of my favorite types of Scottish people.,My mother is Scottish.,I saw a lot of people, um, recommending we did this in the comments of the previous video.,Yeah, so I've tried to gather the least fucking,normie ones, but there's- they're funny, but they're like, normie, y'know?,"It's 2017, and today, ah hurd de DJ play Gangnam style, then roight before de drop, he shouted,Y'KNOW WHAT TAH DO,Aye, mate. Fookin' KILL MUHSELL.",Who's Masel?,"Hate them cyclists dat take up da whole road 'n act like they're remakin' Tor duh France,,you'll be doin' Tor duh Hospituhl if ye carry on.","THEY ANOONCED DE PILOT'S NAME O'ER DE INTERCOM *intense laughter*,N A MAD JOONKIE NEXT TO ME WENT OHH FOOK OFF, AV HAD 'IM BEFORE,AH SWEAR HE'S A SHITE driver." *continued intense laughter*,I love the way, Jack, you go,,"AH SWEAR HE'S A shite driver.","AHH FOOK OFF","Ah, fooks sake mom,,das hardly ah scarecrow,,ah'd prolly pump 'er.",Well, I mean, no one else has done Scottish.,AH WUZ BARN IN GLASGOW,*Indian accent* "Fooks sake mum, dats hadly uh scarecrow,,*Ugandan Knuckles* "FOKS SAKE, AH'D PROBUBLY PUMP 'ER.","Fooks sake, who'da throw uhway ah 4 packa hedgehugs,'n leave one innit?",What are you?,That was so Indian,"Cheek to call anycoont ah roaster,yer hoomin goth sittin' en yer gaffs,goond aboot somecoont usin' de word,chinky like ye've nevar used et,before ye easily ahffended,mutant stick,tah heedbootin wolls ya Slipknot,season ticket holder.",*confused laughter*,*finally processed*,*excessive laughter*,They're not from Yorkshire, David.,Can I do that again in the most posh accent I can do?,What's your guys' opinion on like, um, reading out in a really Scottish accent?,Like, a really thick, Scottish accent, or-?,AH 'AVENT GOT AH TAHRGUT,AH'VE DA FOINEST WARES IN DA LAND,*WoW nerds laughing*,AH DUN'T 'AVE AH TAHRGUT,*transcendent voice* AH CAHNT CAST DAT ROIGHT NEW,"If ah wuz American, this is where ah'd link mah Soondclood, freestyles ah'd dun way in mah da in 2008","Is this even English?","Ask yer da","M-my who?","The Who sells Avon in yer house",*asthma attack* "Luh-mow the what?","AHSKED DE BURD 'N KRISPY KREMES FER 5 NOOTELLA DOONUTS,'ND SHE SAYS 'AVE YE GOT ANY NUHT ALLERGIES?,AY PAHL AHM PLANNIN' SUICIDE BAH DOONUT","Never understood why acts at festivals shout are you ready?,Aye, two seconds pahl, ah need to tie mah lace, pause de tunes.","Joost got 4 drinks at da drive-thru and the guy ask,Do ye want a cup holdah?,Obviously ah do, ya fucking reprobate, am no fucking octopus",Why are they- fucking Indian, for you, Rihanna?,"Still canny believe the Queen wun that marathun,wee Lightnin' MuhQueen","In awe at da size o' dis lad,,*transcendent voice* A B S O L U T E U N I T,"In awe at da size o' dis lad,,*inhale 500 gallons of helium*,absoluteunit,"Pure pain when yer headin' tah the toilet in the dancin',then Abba comes on 'n ye know ye haff tah turn back roond n fookin' piss yerself,on de dance floor, cause ye are the dancin' queen.","Just found the texts from when I went into labor.","Jack, me waters joost went, I'm not even fookin' kidding. What the fook?,"OMG what ye gonna do?","Jack - ah - ahm callin' mime- granny's- has gone out","Ahm tah call the 'ospital,Um, this is panic","Chill out fookin' 'ell","ME WATERS FOOKIN BURST HOW AHM I GONNA CHILL OUT?","Cause I'm sure it'll be foine for fooks sake","FOINE? If I'm goin intah laybuh, IT AIN'T BLOODEH FOINE!,Oh sorry, ahm panickin","Ah shit, yer water","Ah thought you meant like ah tap","jack","Haha. Sorry. Ah fookin shit.","Oi, wot fat gimp in mah fookin family did dis?","DESGUSTA WHI OAN A YAZ","D E S P A C I T O","Evuhrycoont shoppin' 'n Tesco joost walkin' aboot 'n a mad trance at,half the speed ov an elderly snail.,No peripheral awareness, no discernable direction,,no lane discipline. It's enough to make ye,*pause*,*transcendent voice* FOOKIN',S I C K,"Uni deadlines fast approaching 'n 'ave no fucking clue with the um dread-",*Ugandan Knuckles* "DA FAMILY","IT IS SOMETIMES BETTUH TO DIE.",*Ugandan Knuckles*,Please put the World of Warcraft-,Can you give us a "Glory to the Sin'dorei"?,*echoey Ugandan Knuckles*,(lok'tar ogar),"Jest fond oot pickles are joost cucumbers shrunk in vinegar,,ah thought it was a actual proper veg-uh-tuh-ble,Da coonts know dis? Ahm ah stupid?,Feel like minds been blown an a dunny been even like pickles","Got sum good financial noose today,Wee Afriken boy ah wuz sponsoring has been eaten by a lion","Hate these wee pricks, actual sit on your plate and laugh at ye cuz your dinner is shite.",David, what's your opinion on Scottish people?,They're kinda cool, I guess.,*gurgling stomach noise*,What was that, Dan?

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READING SCOTTISH TWEETS | BEST OF SCOTTISH TWITTER
James McAvoy Translates Your Scottish Tweets!
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Scottish Twitter

yellow just wanted a pure sale up in tin,foil nice and cozy then just get,right into the microwave and blow,yourself a mobile I'll be shower,gel it smells like failure liquid,something cutting about all these smell,like a pleat can live with pain,sighs be for one but I'm sick I having a, light the beacons of Gondor some,and so on any time a lot bargain hasta,police brutality in America ,awful man police from Scotland probably,flip coins so whose chat in the door and,who's doing the talking just in a bird,shouting out there and it goes pants on,and pointed me sin look at man's gonna,steal your willy no one know I'd be,so agent if I was a sniffer dog a dog we,a job or your falls down the park,sniffing our souls and you can EQ it on,backshift swine no on someone and ten,ducks in a big mall Naheed and so did an,ex turns out I'd chalk on my screen,couldn't decide if I was hungry,oh just craving something sweet so I,made coco sooo only two eight calories,three core of all hot water 1/2 teaspoon,cocoa 1 tablespoon sweetener - a skin,down and milk and let's be real ass hot,chocolate in a ball still up front at it,being sex spoon 24 fishy baguette now in,brew this morning but gay Express I get,it meet the amount of lettuce Tesco,put on that son which is asked for BLT,nor the Botanical Gardens just heard on,the radio that moves from staff and N,and s are refusing to sell alcohol,this next Christian staff and being Q,know selling nails and wood mom are just,had a goeth so using too much toilet oh,well I'll just leave me our cake then,shape the Savior next up in 50 ya, weapon the police came to my,door told me my dog shocked Chiefs and,people on bikes not dog store even he,bikes a spewed last night that nothing,to do with a drink,Chloe decided a sheikh nazim cubicle,hours I've never smelled on and liked it,eating poon for a notebook and Paper,Chase what da I'll just use it,there 8 mal Wilson's have no bee,gannis the binary robbing bastards so,far between your smile attention I show,you our new a poor hooligan they just,stare at you piss off then your bed,shutter stall the McDonald's,drive-through in Sport a few workers,fashion ourselves laughing through the,window must have been a laugh about,feeling in one mass do Ann Summers,actually ask if you are a bag,no thanks who helped carry a 15-inch,black mamba women milk and bread could,it kill your grand not Duke Floyd,Mayweather and pump Michelle Keegan and,when asked you've been up to knit it's,always no much me you why is my,Instagram full of crushed avocado and,poached eggs on toast for breakfast I,found some Coco Pops and piss off just,got an email asked if I'm still attended,my appointment 23rd of May 2014 I sorry,I'm late in traffic's a nightmare ask,mama buy pot noodles and she's bought,these you could have saved yourself 39,being just dealt me a dead nay love me,at all this last except next to me and,the bus a gay dog was brought and she,went how would knit can choke on me and,brew your splatter replace that clock,we're beat Semmy markings walking fast,it no even realizing Pierrot looking at,best friend at seven years been through,seconds and sheer gel like we have and,think I just loved a knock you,out,why did forecast baby stupid shape like,yeah getting big out yeah as if though,we cants gonna be like I'm worried I,gasp or I'm on the protein

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/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter (Again)

THAT'S CHANNIN' TATOOM DIVOOCED ND BACK ON DA MARKET?,THAT'S ROIGHT MARGARET,'E'S TIRED O' THE 'OLLYWOOD LIFESTAHL,'N WOULD KEHL TO MOVE TO COOM-BEHR-NAHLD,'N BECOME DAD TAH YER SIX KIDS.,Hello everyone,Hello William,Hello,Hello,D-Do you remember that video we made about the Scottish people?,Yeah,It was, as spoken by Jack, the most fun video to record,-...apparently -EVER! -Ever.,Nothing will beat it,Not even this one,We're gonna look at more Scottish people tweets,and we're going to have a grand old time,Here's your first one,CANNY BAHLIEVE THAR'S FOLKS OUT THERE DAT DINNY BELIEVE IN ALIENS,THINK A COONT CALLED JEEZUS MOONWALKED AHCROSS AH LAYKE,M8 YE CANNY EAT AH CRACKY WEH PEHG TAH BE FAHR,MAD WEH PEHG AHN A CLOTHESLEEN 'N AH JAS HAWDIN PAHR A JEANS,FOOKIN CLAHSS,(i have no clue what this means),WHO INVENTED PEHGS ENYWAY? PEHGY SOO?,FOOK...NOSE,ENYWAY AHM AWEY MAH BED 'AV BEHN AHP PELLS FAH THARSDAY, CHEERS,(that's literally how it's being pronounced),(i still don't know what this means),MAH SISTER PAID TAH GET AH CAKE MADE LIKE THA,HAPPEH GO LUCKEH COOP AND POT,FROM BYOOTY 'N THA BEAST 'N THEY LOOK LIKE,THAR READY TO POONCH ME COONT IN,EN TOO-THOUSAND-N-ONE, MAH PARENTS BET MEH THAT,EF AH DIDN'T DRENK, SMOKE, OR DO DRUGS BAH TWEHNTAY ONE,THEY ARE GIF MEH FEFTEEN HOONDRED DOHLLARS,(too close to mic),TWEHNTAY FAHRST BIRFDAY,AH FAT MAHNGO VERGEN,COONT,WAH NAY PAHLS,TWOS AHP ON DAT DEBBIE M8?,JOOST OOT THA POOST OOFFICE,'N THAY ASKED MAH AUNTEE EF SHE 'AD ANY OTHER ID WIF 'ER,'N SHE WENT,''AVE GOT THES KEYRENG THAT SEYS KAREN OON ET',*in monotonous regular English accent* hate when ya ask someone where something is,hate when ya ask someone where something is,n they go,'try opening your eyes',try dodging this jab ya melon,I really love that Scottish accent you did, David,MAH WEE BRUTHER ES ANOTHER BREED O' SPASTEC,No, no...,Maybe I should've started...,Maybe I should've gone full 'Fat Bastard' at the end of the video,WHERE ARE YE,AH HAFF YER PHONE,HA HA OOH FOOK,EEMAGEN YER JOOB WAZ EMPLOYIN SURRVICE DOGS,'N YE 'AD TAH FIRE ONE,PYER HARTBROKEN SAYIN','BEST O' LUCK IN YER FOOTSHURE ENDEAVORS BAXTER M8',-(???) Baxter,Oh hell yeah,-He's going to get his glasses -Oh hellllll yeeeaahhhh,*in normal british voice* AH WAGE RISE EN WEHRK. NEW EARNIN' FIVE NINETEH AN 'OUR,AH WAGE RISE EN WEHRK. NEW EARNIN' FIVE NINETEH AN 'OUR,*in same british voice* AH WAGE RISE EN WERK. NEW EARNIN' FIVE NINETY-,AH WAGE RISE EN WERK. NEW EARNIN' FIVE NINETY-,(???) fuckin bad,(if they didn't put this on the screen I honest to god would not have been able to translate it),What is this guy's name?,AYDEN,EE-DIN,-Literally half... -Nothing is found between those two consonants there,STAHRTED COFFIN OON DEH BOOS,'N A JOONKIE APPROACHED MEH 'N SAID,'YE'VE GOT YERSELF A COOF THAR SON',CHEERS M8,CHEERS FOR YER FOOKIN EXPART ANALYSIS,AHM AMAZED BY PEOPLE WHO LOOZE WAIT WIT EXERCIZE,WHEN AH EXERCIZE NOOTHIN 'APPENS,CUZ MAH DNA STELL THINKS IMA YERAPEAN PHEASANT,(he did say pheasant not peasant),SO ET'S LIKE,O H,ARE WEH ROONIN AWEY FROM THA ENGLISH AGEHN LASS?,DINNY YE WARRY,WHEEL KEEP YE PLUMP AZ A PAHRTRIDGE TO OUTLAST THEM MURDEROUS BASTARDS',*clap* *wheeze*,*cry-laughing* Oh my- fuckin stop!,*droll regular English voice*,don't text your gaffer when your still on it,AHLRIGHT BUD, AHM NOT GONNY MAKE ET EN TAHDAY,MAH NAYBEHR'S CATS DIED 'N SHE'S 'AVIN' A MEMORIAL/BERIAL FOR 'EM,'N-SAID-IT-WOOD-MEAN-A-LOT-IF-AH-WENT,HOPE YA UNDERSTAND,ARE YE TAKIN' THA PESS?,BUTMAHNAYBEHRSASKEDIFAHLLCOOM'NIFELLLIKEAHCAN'TSAYNO,BUT MAH NAYBEHRS ASKED IF AHLL COOM 'N I FELL LIKE AH CAN'T SAY NO,*mumbling*,THA CAT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE A DECK TAH BE 'ONEST,ET MADE THES WEIRD NOISE AT MEH ONE MORNIN' 'N AH DON'T SPEAK CAT,SO AH SPAT IRN BRU AT ET 'N WE'VE NOT SPOKEN-SENSE (what is this language),SO AH SPAT IRN BRU AT ET 'N WE'VE NOT SPOKEN-SENSE,SO-MAYBE-A-FINAL-GOODBYE-TO-HIM-WOULDENT-BE-TOO-BAD-AHN-IDEA,AH REALLY DOONT KNEW WOT TO SAY,Oh, shit...,AH LOOF HOW SPACE RAIDERS 'AVE STAYED LOYAL AT 20P OONLIKE THAT FREDDO BASTERD,What, you dunk it in your tea or something?,...if that makes sense,Yeah, a lot of armchair doctors,EEMAGEN BEIN' A FOOKIN VEGAN,WALKEN HAHM AFTER A NIGHT OOT STEAMIN' LOIKE,'FOOK ME AH COOD GO FER A CABBAGE SUPPAH',MAH DAD'S ACTSHAL RAGIN' AT MEH CUZ AH CAME EN STEAMIN' LAST NAHT,'N USED ALL THA FAMILY HAM TAH FEED THA CATS EN THA STREET,WHENEVER MAH WEE BRUTHER 'AS A GAFF,MAH MAW ALWEYS FINDS WHITE POO-DER ON THA UTELETY ROOM COUNTEHR,'N ALWEYS GOES,'THE WEENS 'AVE BEEN CROOSHIN OOP PAR-SEET-AH-MAHL OR SOMETHIN'',LIKE AY MARGO THAS EXACTLY WOT THEY'VE BEEN DOIN YE'VE CRACKED ET,*BROKEN MIC FEEDBACK*,SHE MIGHTA STOOK A PAHR A SCESSAHRS EN MAH 'EAD,SHE MIGHTA STABBED MEH ABOOT TWENTEH TIMES WAE AH KD,SHE MIGHTA THREW ROASTEN 'OT PASTA 'N SAUCE ON MEH,SHE MIGHTA BUT MEH OONTIL AH SCREAMED 'N BLED,BOOT THAS MAH SESTER 'N FAMILEH COOMS FAHRST,LOOV YA YE FOOKIN' TRAMPEH WEE COO,And that's the end of the video!,*weird xylophone-windchime-recorder sympho

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AE YA WEE NUMPTY | r/ScottishPeopleTwitter |

I'm in your horse suggest you leave,I thought you get lathered I'm no,working Marquis buying dark chocolate,baskets knowing fine well I'm allergic,to thinking I'll stop me telling them,think again I was in him got the EpiPen,ready shouldn't have drank Fay the,chocolate River I wish today you're sold,when I found there have the x-ray small,children and I can't stop laughing,hour hour / Scottish people Twitter,that's what we're doing today because I,did not forget all of you that have been,asking for it for about five months now,so there you go we're doing a short one,Steve a fortunate Christmas presents,playfully newt with our friends and,family leave the groundwork know so it,doesn't look like it's about the,presence the masses is just informed me,that a sax is better on holiday not the,best sports car they received like but,to the air fondue three Facebook that,the overnight security guards at me work,next boot some mittens for the premature,babies at Edinburgh why all the fur Mary,he also post them worldwide may hard,Oh Bruce busy knitting first Simpsons,preemie babies sits for hours every,night so thoughtful I'm still doing the,figure out or you've got a people,thought I lost their dog their turns I,accidentally put that a cleaner down on,him he's been lying inside the couch for,an hour there no give enough can't,believe my we got us in primary two now,oh can you know a year after she started,primary one and here surprise she's,moving up a year rosters after Halloween,partly after school oh my oh yes yes yes,yes yes yes yes a more Scottish,Halloween costume I've never seen,oh the last time I was there why do,Americans think Tannen Smirnoff ices,hard whoop sick my mom sends the Wiens,to school without for their part lunch,when there's nay through she was left,was talking away about shagging and work,yesterday no realizing I was on a,customer's answering machine on the,obsolete virgin put a complaint in happy,Tuesday my managers have Ida listening,it to a cold recorded about my favorite,sex positions absolute version emergency,at Glasgow Airport police on the route,apparently there's a Thomas Cook pilot,wandering the boat there anyway we,stopped off shooting she's turned the,planes against us the place a 240 is,tough of the hardest busting island goes,through mother well bail shill View Park,Tony toll cross poor kid and the,Gallowgate could take the sides wrote a,Libya nobody would bat an eye my pals,think living in Scotland is all,beautiful rolling hills unfriendly,patter when in reality it's a junkie,shouting he gone through shaitan at me,because I'm carrying a 16 year old pack,of toilet roll you've know you have a,Scottish accent I still put on a,Scottish accent when I see there's been,a murder,so yeah Scottish people we are tops I,say New York or LA the people from,America we're top seeing our growth or,East Kilbride,sometimes just hit oween in the face,with me bag by accident and I was like,oh my god I'm so sorry,and his mom went it's all right he's,been a we should be all day we dance,birthday card to me mom he's ,monumental to Wednesday de la forma Mart,event about the fact I got a shitty,market or my first project in uni,because I cannae work the software yet,and she actually tried to blame it on my,room being a mess hard on until I run,the hoof around in put a washing on I'm,sure that's how all grass for sure, man yeah okay if nothing else,reminds me of home yeah I think,it's about time I downed tools we the,FIFA and found a new hobby on 22 and any,time I can see the goal a gamer pilote,in the rapid you start shooting that,mama at all me Alma Alma we virtual,players calling them cheating fat cows,alright my beard or some weirdos that's,I honestly did not regret this video its,thank you for recommending this so many,times,over the past five months I've seen your,comments I've read them I've logged them,in the back of my memory but I actually,but I actually recorded this one after a,recommendation from my lovely Irish,friend who is listening in on this video,and will tease me to no end what many,variants of these Scottish accent I've,used all right my beard isn't weirdos,see you the next one where we take it,one topic at a time roll that outro lets,secret is a human one say hi alright,that's everyone's outro say goodbye a,human one

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READING SCOTTISH TWEETS | BEST OF SCOTTISH TWITTER

these are set on line and these are,looking a certain thing and then,suddenly it's finals and you end up on,this we were part of that night where,you're just setting federer's watching,videos of dogs it's saying like humans,will Scottish Twitter's a little bit,like like it's totally not like that but,it's a Saturday today and all I've done,I'm not even joking all I've done is,certain Scottish people Twitter and made,that any time I read a funny Scottish,tweet I just can't help but like get,completely lost and Scottish Twitter all,over again,if I couldn't put the decimal part,Internet where I feel like it can only,really understand if you're Scottish I,know that are what are people from all,during the one I don't have a clue what,the hell's got if people are seen on,Twitter some things I know that there's,been loads of ideas on YouTube of people,with no Scottish Twitter and they just,don't have a clue or what what the same,and I know that a couple of Scottish,youtubers have done if I do like this,before so I know like Pat she's done one,Sean's done one cause he's done one or,done a few a Scottish reproduce but,I had a couple of ways Toledo Scottish,tweet so I thought why not I'm just,gonna do it because I bloody love,scorched wire so much over the years,I've I've saved like different tweets,that I've seen that I really like and I,think are really funny and I'm gonna,share some of my favorite Scottish,tweets that I found I liked Scottish,clothes shop so let you see how good you,look crawl and home pester oh my god,this is so accurate it actually looks,like some dick rollin home pest if,you're not Scottish past means drunk,pest it's just the same thing boy,banging the buyer site adjacent for poni,pain 8.0 pitcher Jason goes would know,what Knuffle or just a paint bleed,obviously he thought it he said petrol,not petrol all of this one less kennels,tweeted oh my god I can t B's a honking,job' hahaha obviously that's woman's,rule and a the pits for sale glass,colonic sure and snows and areas group,scene hi excuse the name please my son,hack my facebook I'm looking for a,Maltese puppy thank you and our name has,be teams to a hockey Oh King Joe be,Adobe's a poop and obviously I change it,so she's had to call me on this the seal,page on the Facebook was that name came,digging stuff called a honking choppy,so of course um what 2008 it looked up,at a Veolia oh my quick oh my god,actually doesn't click that vo Lee,no we did that don't last seen the,changes tell me she doesn't want waves,cuz she loves dogs and when nee Wayne's,Great Danes oh my god I love that so,much laughing Gibraltar took my foot,away lovers off guard,stuck it to a plate and made me buy it,for sectionals look it's beautiful oh,all that you just owns the snow I would,buy that lowly place that's not funny,that's a good souvenir see my dad,chopping up onions and I started eating,onions I could eat me Doug Oh,Scottish shimmer Scottish shimmer is so,good if you don't know anything means,cane dog is dog by the way though,why does my Nana's dog look like he's,try to see what he wants to order from,the chappy,like I said that's funny face because my,oh but it really looks like it's chat,any domain you for people that do ignore,chappies a chop shop we call it the,chappy it's a chap shop and you get,things like well that's where you get,your fashion chaps your fresh stoppers,yo we do deep-fried of it as well so,like deep-fried haggis deep-fry pizzas,deep-fried Mars bars I've written,chappies oh you need to experience a,chappie Ali Kobe smoked sausage supper,if anybody cute and look fourth you a,result in a bit putting don't oil at,paper before you pee to make it quiet,and my pal told me Rebecca testers power,would drop her hands and toilet paper,and catch her she thought was silent,that miss 2014 and I've got a bit of a,VD sons obviously she looked like she,could just put toilet people in the,toilet I just can't believe what after,all I can that someone would catch that,orden gob and their hands when you push,uphill door and the person behind says,you knew i cheers lads your next plan,was to start laughing from the bottom,mats how your taste buds change as you,get older would never have even thought,of it touching a mushroom when I was,younger and knew him basically bought it,in the woods to find the elicits,Carlisle's caps you fling in my,carbonara for a more earthy flavor ah,only don't say to have in this way that,in Scotland is all them as insects and,for treating your room off expect now,indictable Canon take me to the chili,dia freaking if this ain't need to,understand,and these things then write in the,comments below I'll translate and don't,see all it because will you tell you for,you put a taxi and so you can have a,taxi please,look where else are they gonna give you,that's true you always wanted a taxing,see I can have a taxi please first but,what else would you say I think that's,loves my favorite baby coffin,anniversary it's a needed tick off so I,n

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James McAvoy Translates Your Scottish Tweets!

I told this party that's right,can we fire her can we get her fired,no hello I'm James McAvoy I'm here,selling at 2:00 and I'm gonna be,translating some Scottish tweets for,it's gone viral Mellie Mellie Copeland I,talked this last he sat next to me on,the bus,our guide dog was brought and she went,oh but they can I choked on my own group,you're spotted and that's quite good,actually I talked this lassie it's that,likes to get on the bus I told this,woman or get all technically ghetto but,you can call anybody a lassie if you're,being nice to them or you know actually,you can be played pissy with something,buying Thank You Lassie,and that I say good moment yeah I told,this classy can we fire her can we get,her fired no and I told this last he sat,next to me on the bus that our guide dog,was broad that your guide dog is that,your dog for the blind that then your,guide dog is a broad broad meaning but I,think she's meaning beautiful but broad,doesn't mean beautiful draw means good,or nice I think and she went or wouldn't,he can and she says I would not know it,was she's blind can means no SOT can,something is to know it that you can,that you can it no bye bye Mikey Adams,Mikey sorry Mikey your Mike Adams Mike,Adams it says I've been so region if I,was a sniffer dog a dog we're job all,your pal was the park sniffing also a,new canny because you're not back you,don't back shaft right so I'd be so,legend I would be very angry if I was a,sniffer dog a dog we're job dog with a,job all your pals down the park,sniffing this is fairly,self-explanatory and you Connie Connie,means cannot,cause your own back chefs back chef,means night work shoot on you're doing,nights front chef that guess would be,the deeper although nobody essays,cruncher and bite shifters night work,what's here what's the worst job you've,ever had James I worked in the monkey,bar in Glasgow which is actually I have,a lot of fun I can imagine yeah it was,good and that was nice a lot of fun and,I worked in trash Israel in Glasgow,which had completely erased from my,memory until I was speaking to some,powers out wedding or something and it,was running at the same time as blood,had the had song to song tree was on all,the time,and you like collecting classes cos mean,I think it was Alex my me Alex my boss,boys and and we've got collecting,glasses with stacks of glasses were all,the way up high and why is it anything,to do with it to the film coming out,soon by the way and but I'd be psyched,the glasses and you said some dumb dumb,dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb and a black,ah-ah and it look and I'd look for Alex,me but because you've got like 30 or 40,seconds and tell everybody stop Byron,Sinn féin phone and when you've got all,these glasses you know you could throw,in for a second until you make an,absolute awesome so that was great,Gold Plan C I'm imagining this was Paul,glancing and he's a big ol plan C,imagine how region belt ghettos would be,gone camping me he's bout to hammocks,and skin that the year and you've done,two cans are chased and Badger although,you've done into two cans and chase the,Badger I was like what's two cans of,chased and bad job that's a pretty good,like mm artisanal eel imagine how region,burglars would be imagine how angry,burglars would be gone camping we're,going camping with you he's belt two,hammocks and skinned the deer and you've,downed two cans and chased a badger,that's pretty self-explanatory would you,ever want to go on the island I could,see you actually Barrios asked me go on,his like come with me and I'll interview,you well we survived the whales thing,but I actually love to watch I just I,don't want to be on it I used to do a,lot of hiking a lot camping a lot,claiming,but and yeah I don't want to get in a,feud a bit like my demons and a bit like,my life and all that stuff from Sean,Delaney and it's every employee in,Scotland should have at least five,that's know happening days on top either,holiday entitlement these can only be,activated by opening the blinds looking,outside seen its passion done and saying,oops that's not happening upon,completion,four cans appear from the sky right so,that's not happening just means no means,this isn't a load I'm not acceptable the,get activated after Alton advanced,looking outside,oops I just mean outside we say with,savings I said seen it's passionate done,passionate doing pissing it down raining,very hard,passionate done and saying oof oof is,just like oh that's that's gone oh and a,lot of people think oh you'll see oh and,we do I to see off but a lot we also see,oops,quite a lot and possibly even more upon,completion four turns appear from the,sky cans tens,Tenney's cans of beer just appear from,this guy it's pretty self-explanatory,right you'll agree with that one no no,is that like guys actually be in a,proper Scottish guy I'm not bored of it,the rain yeah and I don't even really,worry about having an umbrella and all,wrinkled from Adam Adam Fraser 14 he,says more boy I'll be Ch

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TRYING to Read WEIRD Scottish Mean Tweets | TOP 20 SAVAGE POSTS | Alonzo Lerone

get a dictionary all right so i'm back,with another video so i'm doing a,scottish tweets video i actually did one,about five years ago and they have,butchered me in the comments you guys i,was just trying to decipher this stuff,it's kind of hard i know there's a,language barrier over here but when i,did that video i did not expect the,rampage that came before me you guys in,the comment section they have butchered,me to oblivion alright so i'm going to,try it again,don't forget you guys can comment and,let me know what i'm doing wrong or what,i'm saying wrong it's all about the,delivery i guess all right so let me try,one more time all right the first one,says if you need to call number one but,are scared to because of someone in the,room dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza,all right let's go,armed robbers enter the bank,booth get down,all right mate can i get a 12 inch,pepperoni passion i've seen stuff like,this on the internet and i always wanted,to i always wanted to know this,you know those little hand motions if,you're getting abused you do all this,stuff and the bartender thing talking,about an angel shot with all of this,secret coding stuff,the more it goes viral doesn't that,defeat the purpose in a taxi rough as,toast and the drivers like you need to,ask alexa to put the windows down so,daft arse hears like alexia roll down,window while the driver is rolling it,doom pushing himself,first of all i don't know if alexa and,alexia are two different people but,when can we when did that start where we,can ask alexa to push down the window,washed my trainers the other day with,vance trainers mean shoes i do know that,part i only know that because of that,girl that raps in the uk she says,something about training and slacks mean,pants come on now i'm bilingual in there,washed my trainers the other day with,vanish and left them to dry now walking,in the rain and with every step my feet,at lathering soap studs,and actually fed up and the school,phoning me and telling me when my,wednesdays something rang,when they're at school the teachers are,in charge so why yay phoning me day of,phone you evenings and weekends and moan,at you when she wins ordained my hiding,nah don't you'll honestly no meet a lady,you're better than a teacher if you can,a handle something as simple as my son,being on the school roof throwing petrol,bombs in the playground,even my dog was shaking his head he said,what a petrol bomb throwing petrol bombs,in the playground then maybe yay,shouldn't a be a teacher okay,let me try to dissect this the mother is,fed up because the school keeps on,phoning her telling her that something,is wrong with her son okay,and basically the,sun is throwing not mud pies but petrol,bombs damn,they are lethal upon,i don't know what a petrol bomb is maybe,you please,please confirm where the petrol bomb is,because the vision i have in my head all,i'm all i'm here is i saw a guy in a,kid's play park bending down hiding,behind a bin watching the wings so i,start wings mean kids watching the kids,so i stopped rolling my window down and,shouted to him with the you doing your,weirdo he shouted back playing hide and,seek with my grandkids never been so,embarrassed,don't roll the window down until one of,the wings say stranger dangers,am i the only one entertaining myself,this is funny richard raided this store,two stars pizza was that burnt it could,have been mistaken for a fun record,could have panned a window with it it,was that hard dollar meat was like,strips of leather didn't know whether to,eat it or use it as a,chunked it up to the seagull and they,just sat on my shell laughing at me i,don't know be back hey i got your ad,from tinder and canada just saying my,world you're smoking oh look i'm going,to cut to the chase have no hats,new years and it's driving me insane,balls like melons and i found you and,you're just stunning,oh sean ain't playing with y'all sean,sean is in need,i can't even talk i'm about to turn,scottish my host tay a trap man to just,put a wii something behind my ears my,ankles,what glasgow's barland in prison could,be turned into a visitor attraction okay,someone says this is barleney tour guide,so this is davey the mad stabber oh this,a boot voting we scott's never get wit,we want glasgow voted yes yesterday,independence didn't they get it scotland,voted no tay brexit we're getting,dragged through the eu we'll be ruled by,a tory government forever unless we,revolt so i say we all march for,gaday,westminster can i be that far they used,tay day in the braveheart and they,didn't have cars and we go up tay boris,johnson and we say now enough is enough,yup it's slicky we back,we leave it down,i felt,i witnessed world war three just by,reading that basically there's a war,about to start to happen in glasgow i'm,just saying y'all heard it here first,update troops yeah have just been,informed that dawn is like 5 a.m we,leave at noon,oh boy said i have to get my sleep all,right i cannot fight on an empty

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r/Scottishpeopletwitter | TRUE WEE LADDIE

a whiskey review from dave of titans,exceedingly good what a lovely smooth,rich whiskey got mistaken drunk to the,point i lost my teeth after deciding to,go for a walk in the woods when it was,dark also left me very laughter next day,so i knew it was a good bottle of,whiskey,hey welcome to inky my name's jack,you know when the editors asked me hey,who wants to do the scottish,people twitter video i definitely raised,my hand you know i'm totally up for it,and oh boy i'll tell you now,this was a big mistake don't worry i'm,very legit,i'm part scottish myself great great,great grandfather who was a convict and,came to australia,so that and you know watching shrek a,few times you know,i think i've got it down anyway let's,jump right in,hey my name's aaron adam farr,no need to brag mate so what do you do,aaron i'm the water boy for the sprint,team i went to a scottish bakery noticed,a delicious looking dessert in the,window,is that a pavlova or a meringue i asked,no you're quite right it has a pavlova,the baker replied,so wait uh were they right then or or,wrong,you baked it how do you not know what it,is,from the thoughts of a scottish i want,an app where you can put in the regi,plate of a car,that's pulled out in front of you and,invite into a square goal imagine you're,just driving and then,384 v-a-l wants to fight you would you,like to catch these hands was just at,the bank in a wheeled wife says to me,could you check my balance son so i,pushed her,you crafted devil also i'm pretty sure,that's some sort of assault,jordan cain thinks generally they think,there might be some sort of banter,barrier between english and scottish,people,perth has the least trustworthy greats,in the uk come for greggs,stay for a shave stay stay forever i,don't know,we have pies on sale oh if you say so,clock canal,your hottest are broke well i do have my,coffee how i have my men,ah dark and hot you know that's a good,one actually burnt and chad to the core,just opened my farage calendar for,august and it's nigel watching for,immigrants on the seashore,jaraya funniest ladies,skanky kendall scotland's mental candle,presents donor kebab meaty spice,floating,my breath smells like classical central,low level translation i had drink now,breath bad by the way feel free to leave,a time code in the comments below as to,when you finally just,lost patience with my accent i won't,take it personal i'll take it as,feedback i'll only,cry for like 30 minutes it's okay,charles stefan lads kisses,but you know i have a partner in the,photo unless,what are you doing tonight my,nine-year-old son calls upon a chocolate,a chocolate sausage rolled and,i don't think i've ever heard anything,so perfect yeah that's why the french,hate you,they well okay they hate everyone let's,be honest not everyone is enjoying the,current heatwave,greg spent seven hours in the sun,cutting grass,and look what happened to him oh my what,is,what has happened to the district the,flood sport,on his shoulder blade wow i am actually,really glad i'm australian and have,somewhat developed an ability to,withstand the sun like this,seven hours what's he gonna do with a,pair of freaking nail clippers covered,screens for kids and glendales when they,go back to school,poor cluckers will think they're,visiting their dad,hey everyone give me some date nights,when you're both hammered hey jennifer,want to go out for a mad one next week i,would love to but you forgot the condom,a few months ago and now we have to wait,till february,i'm having a baby that's what i'm trying,to see with this freaking accent a man,is cupping his hand to scoop water from,a highland burn,a game keeper shouts then i drink that,water it's very cool and pesh,the man replies my dear fellow i'm from,england,would you kindly repeat that in english,for me the keeper replied,i said use both hands you'll you'll,spill less that way yeah hey what's the,pink panther's favorite place in,scotland i'd whip out the sex for that,joke but i feel like we'd get claimed i,literally get embarrassed,doing anything i wear sunglasses when,it's sunny and i'm like ah this is so,humiliating,literally sums up living in glasgow can,you press the button when you're,standing at the traffic lights for fear,that everyone is laughing at you for,being a shite bag this just reminds me,of people who like,almost hit you but not and then laugh at,you for reacting like,you flinched like yeah dude you almost,hit me sean mcstarted and start starting,this,stuttle muffins says uh how can england,have 55 million people in it you still,have,absolutely no batter between them makes,you wonder so by definition patcher is,literally just like talking,i i really don't understand what this,why is this a meme thing,it's just someone's thoughts of a tweet,we're seriously only memeing him because,of the scottish words,damn it people scotland is a culture to,be respected not a joke to make fun of,on the internet,little boy that got caught smoking at,school and denied it

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