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Paul Zeise gets stuck in a rest stop toilet stallall right here we are let's go with it,what uh what
Updated on Jan 15,2023
Paul Zeise gets stuck in a rest stop toilet stall
all right here we are let's go with it,what uh what's zeiss got going on,apparently he got himself in a jam so,this is not last night because paul was,no it was off dorne filled in for paul,last night uh so this is two nights ago,paul zeiss on his show talking about a,road trip he took once presumably to go,cover a sporting event of some sort and,the travails he went through along the,way i'm driving,on 79,and i gotta get,myself uh you know uh,nature is calling so to speak right,so there's a rest stop,just so happens it's like right up by,grove city exit where i was going,this was like i don't know 8 in the,morning 8 30 in the morning i have to,stop,okay,so i go in the stall you know,sitting there,and all of a sudden,my car keys fall out of my i had like a,hoodie on and when i reached in to grab,i actually i don't know i think i,grabbed my phone or something but my car,key slid out of my,pocket down onto the floor and then,bounced,into under the stall next to me,oh my god yeah so he's in a bit of a jam,now all right he's keeping somebody in,the stall next to him does he get into,that no nobody in the stall next to me,it sounds like all alone in this rest,stop bathroom but his keys have fallen,out of his pocket and his pants are down,and have skidded underneath the the into,the next stall yeah okay yeah so now,he's presented with a dilemma naturally,so now i'm sitting there with a dilemma,like how do i get my keys back you know,i'm not really done doing my business,but i got to take care of this situation,oh jeez,i lean over,and i try you know i'm still sitting i'm,trying to lean on and reach underneath,the stall to grab my keys okay,and of course as i do that,my weight shifts oh no and i kind of,fall down,in between the toilet and the stall with,my head crunched sort of like this if,you can kind of see what i'm you know,what i'm making sure it's a radio now,i'm stuck,now he's stuck with his pants down with,his pants down in the middle of between,presumably the toilet,and and where they hang the paint the,wall of the stall yeah he's jammed up,against there this is tough obviously my,pants are down on my like knees because,i'm you know doing my thing right and,i have my hand,there's now jammed against the floor my,elbows against the floor and my hands,are on my keys i can't even picture what,position he's i can't it's not it's not,a good picture like it's one of those,pictures that you don't want to do you,imagine walking in on this,no no people like you could really go to,jail for this like they just take them,right to jail if they see him in this,position,here here's how it resolved itself oh i,had two choices,one,just be stuck there and maybe die,or two,i wiggled my arm out of the way and then,let myself slide down and fall on the,floor of a rest stop bathroom yeah,so i ended up falling on the floor the,good news if there is any out of the,story is there,is that it was early enough in the,morning that they had recently cleaned,the floor so it wasn't like,a typical rest stop bathroom at like,five or six o'clock at night or seven,o'clock at night it had been used 95,times,and i'd have been laying in like all,kinds of mess down there,that makes it better wow,so he got into this story because a guy,in florida got,uh accidentally killed because he was in,a porta-john and they ran it over with a,bulldozer right and he said he felt bad,that you know a couple after telling,that story on the air and laughing at it,but he could relate he he felt bad he,felt like this was karma yeah come back,to bite him on the ass that he was,laughing at the guy that got run over,and killed an ass that would have been,exposed at that point in time as he lay,cheeks up uh,the real kicker would have been if,somebody was next door do you say hey i,dropped my keys my man slide it over for,me or excuse me can you throw my keys,back over you know i am still a little,confused as to how he got how he felt,right i can't figure out the position,he's trying to describe him he must have,gave out paul got creaky knees yeah like,how couldn't he have got up was he was,contorting himself like like,people at a magic show like splatted up,against the side,i think his weight shifted his hip kind,of went up his hand was kind of like,underneath the stall still clutching the,keys and also when you get your head,lower than your waist like that,sometimes you get a little lightheaded,you know especially if you're in a,sitting position just lose your center,of gravity right and he just he kind of,lost his equilibrium so not to get too,graphic but were any parts of the back,side still on the toilet no they were,facing the sounds like that's pointing,straight up on me yes okay now or at the,very least at a 90 degree angle he was,approaching downward dog position,trying to grab the only thing keeping,that from happening was the stall that,was holding him up and i just jammed,against his pants which were down by his,ankles may have been kind of hooked to,the toil
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