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CNN Duped By Naughty Twitter Names On NYE | 187 Minutes Of Silence From President T****
WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW.",I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.,FIRST OF ALL -- ( CHEERING ),>> Stephen: WOO-HOO, INDEED!,HAPPY INURE, NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY.,IT'S 2022, AN UNPRECEDENTED STRAIGHT YEAR OF 2020.,LET'S BE POSITIVE, IT'S A NEW YEAR AND I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD,FEELING ABOUT 2023.,( LAUGHTER ) I HOPE YOU CELEBRATED NEW YEAR'S,RESPONSIBLY BECAUSE THIS SECOND BIGGEST HEADLINE THIS YEAR,,SCIENTISTS SAY THERE ARE NO HANGOVER CURES, TERRIBLE NEWS,FOR AN DICOHEN.,AN ANDY CO-HOSTED CNN'S NEW YEARS,EVE SPECIAL ALONGSIDE ANDERSON COOPER, WHO GOT A FRONT-ROW SEAT,TO THIS: >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.,>> OH, PLEASE, TELL US SOMETHING ANDY.,>> WATCHING MAYOR DE BLASIO-- >> DON'T GO ON A RANT, DON'T GO,ON A RANT.,>> DO HIS VICTORY LAP DANCE AFTER FOUR YEARS OF THE,CRAPPIEST TERM-- >> THIS IS HOW YOU WANT TO START,THE NEW YEAR?,>> AS THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK.,THE ONLY THING THE DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS CAN AGREE ON IS WHAT,A HORRIBLE MAYOR HE HAS BEEN.,DI >> WOW.,>> SO, SAYONARA SUCKER!,( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WHOA.,WHOA...,USUALLY WHEN SOMEONE GETS THAT ANGRY DRUNK ON LIVE TV, THEY,HAVE TO GO EXPLAIN THEIR BEHAVIOR TO ANDY COHEN.,( LAUGHTER ) ANDY ADDRESSED HIS RANT THE NEXT,DAY, TWEETING, "GOOD MORNING!,UM, I WAS A BIT OVERSERVED LAST NIGHT.",UM, ANDY, YOU CAN'T REALLY BLAME THE BARTENDER WHEN YOU WERE THE,BARTENDER.,YOU THINK WE WOULDN'T NOTICE?,WE WATCHED WHAT HAPPENED LIVE.,( LAUGHTER ) APPARENTLY, THEY WERE ALSO,WHOOPIN' IT UP IN THE CNN CONTROL ROOM, BECAUSE THEY GOT,DUPED INTO AIRING TWEETS FROM FAKE ACCOUNTS NAMED "BEN DOVER,","MIKE OXLONG," AND "DIXIE NORMUS.",( LAUGHTER ) NOT TO MENTION BEING PRANKED BY,THE FAKEST NAME OF ALL: WOLF BLITZER.,( LAUGHTER ) IT'S EMBARRASSING TO GET TRICKED,BY TWITTER TROLLS, WHICH IS WHY I WANT TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO,THANK SOME OF THE "LATE SHOW" VIEWERS WHO ALERTED ME TO THIS,STORY ON TWITTER: IVANA UMPEW LUKE ATTERTUSH, DUSTEE LA BIA,,AND REALNAME MCPENIS-BOOBS.,TIMES SQUARE WAS LESS CROWDED THAN ORIGINALLY PLANNED.,THANKS TO OMICRON, OVER THE PAST WEEK, AN AVERAGE OF MORE THAN,400,000 CASES HAS BEEN REPORTED EACH DAY IN THE UNITED STATES,,TRIPLING FROM TWO WEEKS AGO.,THAT'S TERRIBLE.,THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD BE TRIPLING OVER THE HOLIDAYS IS MY,B.M.I.,( LAUGHTER ) THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT, IF,RESULTS FROM SOUTH AFRICA ARE TO BE BELIEVED, THIS SURGE SHOULD,BE OVER QUICKLY.,HERE'S DOCTOR SCOTT GOTTLIEB FACING THE NATION YESTERDAY.,>> IF SOUTH AFRICA IS ANY GUIDE THIS IS ABOUT A TWO MONTH,EPIDEMIC WAVE FROM START TO FINISH.,I THINK CERTAINLY BY THE END OF FEBRUARY WE WILL BE THROUGH,THIS.,>> STEPHEN: OKAY, OMICRON SHOULD BE OVER BY FEBRUARY.,QUICK FOLLOW UP, DOCTOR: WHAT YEAR?,( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ),OF COURSE, THE END OF FEBRUARY MEANS OMICRON WON'T BE GONE IN,TIME FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, SO WE'RE GOING TO NEED NEW CANDY,HEARTS THAT SAY THINGS LIKE "DON'T KISS ME," "STAY AWAY,",AND "U R HOT BCUZ FEVER.",( LAUGHTER ) IN THE MEANTIME, THIS FIFTH WAVE,-- THIS IS THE FIFTH WAVE, RIGHT?,WHAT WAS DELTA?,IT WAS FOUR.,OKAY.,I CAN COUNT.,THE FIFTH WAVE IS PUTTING A REAL STRAIN ON OUR,TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM.,DUE TO PANDEMIC-RELATED STAFF SHORTAGES, MORE THAN 12,000,FLIGHTS WERE CANCELED BETWEEN CHRISTMAS EVE AND NEW YEAR'S,DAY, AND HERE IN NEW YORK CITY STAFFING ISSUES LED TO THE,SUSPENSION OF SEVERAL SUBWAY LINES.,WHAT?,CLOSING THE SUBWAY BECAUSE OF GERMS IS LIKE CLOSING BROADWAY,BECAUSE OF JAZZ HANDS.,( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, IT'S NOT JUST,NEW YORK -- ( APPLAUSE ),IT'S NOT JUST NEW YORK, JON.,>> Jon:IST NOT JUST NEW YORK.,>> Stephen: IT'S NOT.,>> Jon: IT'S OTHER PLACES.,>> Stephen: IT'S OTHER PLACES.,>> Jon: YES.,>> Stephen: NOWHERE IS SAFETY POINT.,EVEN AN ANTARCTIC RESEARCH STATION WAS HIT BY A COVID-19,OUTBREAK.,NO ONE KNOWS HOW EXACTLY WHICH RESEARCHER CARRIED THE VIRUS TO,THE STATION, LEADING ONE BIOLOGIST TO SAY THIS:,>> I DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUST.,>> STEPHEN: THE OUTBREAK AT THE RESEARCH STATION HAPPENED,DESPITE WORKERS BEING FULLY VACCINATED AND BASED IN ONE OF,THE WORLD'S REMOTEST REGIONS.,YES.,SO FEW PEOPLE THERE, SCIENTISTS SAY THE ONLY PLACE ON,EARTH WITH FEWER PEOPLE IS ANY MOVIE THEATER SHOWING "THE LAST,DUEL.",( LAUGHTER ) ANYONE HERE SEEN THE LAST DUAL?,NO ONE HERE'S SEEN THE LAST DUAL!,( LAUGHTER ) THANKFULLY, SO FAR, OMICRON,SEEMS TO BE MILDER FOR MOST PEOPLE THAN DELTA.,AND LAST WEEK, THE C.D.C.,ANNOUNCED IT'S CUTTING ISOLATION TIME FOR AMERICANS WHO TEST,POSITIVE FROM TEN DAYS TO FIVE.,THEY ALSO SAID YOU CAN SWIM RIGHT AFTER YOU EAT, BREAKING A,MIRROR ONLY GIVES YOU FOUR YEARS BAD LUCK, AND STEPPING ON A,CRACK WON'T BREAK YOUR MOTHER'S BACK, HER BACK WILL JUST BE VERY,DISAPPOINTED.,( LAUGHTER ) SO, WHY CHANGE THE RULES,MID-GAME?,C.D.C. DIRECTOR AND MY GUEST TONIGHT DR. ROCHELLE WALENSKY,SAID THE NEW GUIDELINES ARE TO "KEEP THE CRITICAL FUNCTIONS OF,SOCIETY OPEN AND OPERATING.",BUT PEOPLE ARE SUSPICIOUS, BECAUSE JUST DAYS BEFORE THE NEW,GUIDELINES WERE RELEASED, THE C.E.O. OF DELTA AIRLINES ASKED,THE C.D.C. FOR A FIVE-DAY ISOLATION.,WELL, THAT'S LONGS
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