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spreading misinformation on Twitter is,one of my favorite things to do of all,time there's really nothing more,satisfying than lying and getting away,with it especially if it's something,inconsequential and dung I once made a,tweet that went semi-viral saying that,Johnny tests dad and Silver the Hedgehog,share the same voice actor that was very,much untrue I just kind of said that,with my whole chest and everyone just,assumed that it was fact because they,didn't feel like Googling it this sort,of stuff is my jam and due to a recent,Twitter buyout by number one iPhone user,and ego inflated Elon Musk I,decided that this treatment of the,internet would become my bread and,butter you see recently musky boy,announced that alongside running the,Bird app into the ground verification,marks on Twitter would cost eight,dollars going forward and all the,current holders of check marks would,lose them in under 90 days if they,didn't pay up if you aren't already,aware verification check marks used to,be the way that Twitter verified public,figures to prevent misinformation,politicians actors YouTubers these are,the sort of types that usually had these,little badges on their profile it just,made sense to verify people who had,bigger accounts so that people wouldn't,be confused in the past year even I was,gifted a check mark by the gods of,Twitter for whatever reason and for a,while it was kind of cool to have one,I'm not gonna lie it felt kind of,validating in a way like yeah I am,indeed this man the the guy that you,were looking at it it is me I probably,shouldn't have to tell you why selling,profile verification for eight dollars,is bad but just in case you're an nft,bro who loves the smell of their own,farts I'll spell it out in the easiest,way I possibly can impersonating people,is insanely easy,foreign,but before all this hit the fan,before buying verification was even,implemented into the website I just,decided you know what I've had enough I,didn't want this stupid thing anymore it,felt like a stain on my profile at this,point who the is gonna take me,seriously if they thought I dropped,eight dollars a month on a free social,media app I figured I may as well have,some fun with it while it's still here,and thankfully enough comedy is now,legal on Twitter which I mean,thank God so I guess I should be totally,fine and suffer no repercussions if I,were to uh oh I don't know resurrect the,Queen of England with archaic black,magic does anybody have ideas for the,bio if Queen Elizabeth had a Twitter,what would her bio be do you treat,Charles blocked me in the room I'm not,dead what if I just tweeted and said I'm,not dead okay guys I'm back from,revenging the new Big Mouth Susan what,did I miss I'm not changing my profile,on the computer I'm changing it on my,phone so I'm gonna change it and then,I'm gonna refresh the page and it'll,just be completely different okay it's,it's up oh,my God,I'm sorry it's so much funnier when it,actually is there holy you can see,it change in real time yes it's still do,be squatty oh my God attention freaks,it's me how long do you think they lock,my account she escaped the morgue again,guys,what's up Lizzie,hi Colin Queen Elizabeth's back I had to,take myself away from work to look at,Twitter for two seconds and the first, tweet I see is yes I still do be,squirting and I'm all for it what's,going on this is the best time I'm I'm,forfeiting my check mark of my own,volition I just do it in my name Jeff,because why not,somebody said bruh my mom saw this and,was like isn't she dead,now that I'm back Ama,thoughts on imperialism based thoughts,on gay people,cringe I still I still got that check,mark Elon you better hurry up I'm,spreading misinformation at an alarming,rate,this quote this just says what,they're like,oh,this is beautiful I want to hang this up,on my wall,oh my God,your old tweets as Queen Elizabeth are, hilarious,holy my entire account just became,so much better in retrospect I have,gotten spoiled by one piece edits,penis edits follow for following,at Ludwig can we collab your majesty,ratio no you,a good new Royal ratio oil ratio,now's that I'm back I plan to fully,fully polished Friday night funkin in,England,Queen Elizabeth is a Sonic fan oh yes a,kind of based Liz man I love Sonic,start like reading like a salty Sonic,man if Sonic Frontiers isn't good gonna, blow my brains out if Sonic,Frontiers doesn't score at least an 80,on Metacritic I'm outlawing sex,well how does she feel about Texans,um,God and people of all Races right we,don't need to get into that,is that what she sounded like when she,was dying it's the generic Tech talk,like girl voice,Queen Elizabeth if I push her down a,well yeah Majesty oh it's salty DK Dan,lame, everywhere okay so I made this,tweet like like a month or two ago and,it has aged perfectly you can have the,most perfect aged cheese and wine but no,this this is perfectly aged nothing to,do now but sit back and expect the worst,and now we wait for 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