who is that,i don't know,ah it looks like karen is here oh my god,what the hell does she want,who knows,you want to play rock paper scissors to,see who gets to argue with her,sure,rock paper scissors grenade launcher,you can't just make up you you know what,i don't even care she's all yours,thank you,karen to what do i always displeasure,katrina,i see you chose to walk here instead of,flying in on your broom,nice,no i'm here because one of the other,duty moms at school informed me that,your boys weren't including my son,hunter,in their recess activities and instead,made him go play with that sarcastic,wino mom's daughter riley and her adults,hey,that is miss sarcastic wino to you,why don't i call my boys so they can,explain,yeah how about you do that,boys,explain why you did not let hunter,play with you two at recess,oh simple we are playing playground,warfare tactics as one does that,and hunter opted out of playing with us,so he decided to play dolls with riley,pretty much yeah,simple explanation,well they're obviously lying right,hunter,see you rendered him speechless just,tell riley to keep her dolls away from,my son,i can speak it's all a facade really the,more my mother assumes i'm shy or,illiterate the less she feels the need,to converse with me which is good,because she is insufferable as for the,playground situation why would i play,silly messy aggressive games with the,boys when i can have a spot of tea with,riley bobby and ken,we have very constructive intelligent,conversation,it's true,yes,oh chad just said he has a surprise,outside okay,what is it oh my god,oh the new whip,where did you find this oh they're,practically giving her away at the,police auction why chad i'll be great,when i babysit the little dudes super,spacious super private no windows could,even put a candy station back there and,we could do ice cream some big brand,ideas little dude don't encourage your,chat also i figured i could wrap it like,the mystery machine from scooby-doo,since the kids always sleep when i'm,driving them around i was thinking the,kid,napping machine,do you hear yourself why you always,gotta harsh my mileage at it,the kidnapping machine the kidnapping,machine the kidnapping machine yeah the,kidnapping machine oh i hear it now yeah,yeah,i'll take it back,or torch it,honda civic next time,hey,your hair looks,really nice,what's your problem,what i'm just complimenting you i can't,do is that a crime,since when do you compliment me you want,something don't you what's the catch,there's no catch just take the,compliment huh it's just a little hard,to believe because yesterday you told me,i look like the female version of,william h macy so,i was joking,he's not even that bad looking,you know he is,well he makes up for it with his,personality and his humor,which you lack you know what oh my god i,came in here and i genuinely thought,your hair looked nice okay just take the,freaking compliment,thank you i actually just got it done i,was gonna do like a full platinum but,then i thought i'd keep it more natural,do some highlights you know so,thanks,that's great,and on a completely unrelated note i,need a ride to a party,uh yeah two tickets for the movies,please,sure so one adult and child uh no she's,actually under three so she's free,but mom i'm eight,i mean i'm three,she looks a little older than three you,know what she's actually she's got a,condition and it's it makes her look,older than what she is it's,older than she looks at titus,that's a new one okay and is there any,uh candy in your bag ma'am all right i,like to bring a change of clothes i,sweat a lot in the theater so it's just,yeah,mm-hmm,okay just go ahead,you know what the section isn't my kid,so,hi janet thank you for coming in yeah,let's hurry this up because i'm running,late for a three o'clock range time with,katrina oh you golf,what the hell is janet,yeah so what did riley do exactly,right so we had one of our playground,duty mom's report that riley said to her,how long do i have to wait until you,burst into your natural demon form,oh and here's the duty mom now janet oh,it's karen okay no wonder you're late i,know it's a bit of a track crawling up,all the way from the depths of hell,this is making more sense now,your daughter's just as trashy as her,mother oh that's rich coming from,somebody that just yelled homophobic,slows to me and katrina the other day um,too bad your girlfriend isn't here to,back you up,i think she is,what,okay i think we're fine here,yeah riley let's go buddy,okay kids get in the car,shotgun shotgun i said it first,i said it first it doesn't even matter,you're the size of a chicken nugget you,can't even fit in the front seat no i'm,not,yeah well you know what,she didn't even call shotgun yeah i,called shotgun,i got shotgun,i'll see you in the front seat,here's your guys's food,oh thanks,thank you,oh damn,what i asked for no cilantro but there's,cilantro oh i'll just call the waitress,back over we'll send it back no,why,it's fi
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Extremely DARK Humor TikTok’s
Extremely DARK Humor TikTok’s
an apple a day keeps the doctor away at,least if you throw it hard enough never,break someone's heart they only have one,just break their bones instead they have,206. I child proof my house the other,day somehow they still got out or in I,don't know I guess hello everybody and,welcome back to my YouTube channel or,welcome to my YouTube channel I'm call,me Chris you can call me Chris and you,look like a saucy little minx today baby,yeah baby today we are watching uh dark,humor Tick Tock if you don't like dark,humor if you're a little too,sensitive you might not want to watch,this video but you know what I feel like,we're in time where everybody's just a,little too sensitive agreed and you know,what dark humor is fun it's funny it's,meant to be a joke Life's Too Short not,to laugh at life you know if you don't,understand Nuance or satire again I,suggest you skip this video we're just,here to keep it light-hearted and all,this stuff besides all that let's get to,it,why can't blind people eat fish oh oh I,already know this is going to be a bad,start,because it's Seafood,I feel like today I'm gonna be spending,a lot of time down here aren't I yeah,you better Clump up those Flames Jay,there we go doctor I think I'm going,deaf okay what are your symptoms,you can,hear what he said pretty stupid doctor,if you ask me this wine is my blood I,was this Jesus okay this bread is my,body okay Judas,drinking milk,oh oh dear God oh dear Jesus oh dear,Mother Mary of Christ oh,oh Keanu don't look don't listen,everybody close their ears and eyes and,nose what difference but it's American,and it can be,what I'm American doesn't have,troubleshooting,yeah sorry I'm gonna try to make jokes,during this but there's probably gonna,be a whole lot of Silence I'm not gonna,lie troubleshoot wow that's dark isn't,it kind of true though my dad kept,hitting the dishwasher thinking would,work but my mom kept running away,it's not funny it's coming from a mile,away,a world a punchline hit the punch line,just like I hit your mom I'm Gonna,Cancel that for this video,everything I say is a joke I don't agree,with what these people are saying what,they're saying is a joke if you don't,like it leave the video all right and if,you do like it like the video all right,and even though I don't have arms I can,do everything you guys can if you're,happy and you know it clap your hands,he knows exactly what he's doing and I,like it I like that he has humor that's,great he's cute you're cute Jay Rock as,she's screaming at me she like I hate it,she's turning I hate me too you know,what I'm saying well hold on don't write,that's a joke don't write that dude my,therapists therapists hear that there's,extra s's on the end of that say like,five s's all I do is joke with them and,they can't take me seriously and none of,them have been able to fix me it's a,joke's on them,right go she said no one could beat her,she was technically right me turning my,pillow to the cold side he's so cute,people at my funeral Granddad Joe's got,the jokes yo I hope I'm like that when,I'm older man that's funny that's like,an ultimate joke I would play it's like,pretending that I die and then everybody,at the funeral and then I just jump,scare everybody you know I'm just like,oh my gosh it's so sad that she passed,away yeah,I got you though took a lot of planning,but it is worth it she just have a heart,attack what just happened and your total,is 2.20 here's three dollars would you,like to round up to the nearest dollars,by kids with diabetes sure why not well,three minutes wait what,what did it say diabetes to beat kids,with time,now that's something I'd pay three extra,dollars for I'm just kidding I'm joking,I'm joking all right I'm already down,here I'm already roasty toasty all right,but isn't that annoying every time like,they ask you when you're,because like can everybody hear that,ringing is that,is that in my own ear Jay can you hear a,it's like oh,oh my gosh,this isn't a joke,I think it's in my head oh no this is,one of my migraine auras my ears ring,what's the difference between a woman,and a house alarm what nothing they both,scream if you enter without permission,it's funny because I've just picture the,alarm that goes like,you have that alarm in the it what in,like the back of people's videos when,they're doing a video today we're gonna,talk about this and all you hear is in,the back today we're gonna talk about,this it makes me laugh I'll give you,twenty dollars what's the difference,between an orphan and an apple tree,what's the difference the apples get,picked oh,the girls are Savage bro Savage I,respect the out of it tender guy,OMG send me pic of probez of course send,me fifty dollars first kind of Tinder is,this I'm oh send a picture okay so CeCe,can your son be all ass sure a hundred,dollars that's a lot of money maybe I,should still sending pictures of my,behind should I just send a picture of a,peach because that's what my butt looks,like just like a peach just kid
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I Found the CRINGIEST TikTok’s
I Found the CRINGIEST TikTok’s
hello everybody and welcome back to my,YouTube channel or welcome to my YouTube,channel I'm call me Christopher Walken,and you can call me Christopher Walken,and today I'm back in New York sitting,on a random floor in a random room I,don't know how I got here and your arms,are looking extra muscular it's nice,okay everybody hey what's up how's it,going I'm you know who I'm in a I'm in a,where's Pete and Keanu are here let's,just watch some cringy videos eh let's,do it all right,foreign,look at him look at him come in oh don't,fall oh,he Landed It,oh you're cute I was just a Comic-Con it,was awesome everybody was in Cosplay and,stuff I hate when the cosplayers are in,the cringe category on these,compilations because like it's I it's my,job is dress up I play dress-up for a,job for like tick-shock and stuff so,don't make fun people to dress up okay,I'll come after you remember that guy at,the 99 cent store,oh oh she burped at a guy at the 99 Cent,Store yeah,I think it's your number excuse me now,he's my little grocery boy oh,the snacks oh I feel like there's like a,certain dynamic in that relationship and,I think she is dominant if you know I'm,saying,oh,when the 40 year olds get clutches of,tick tock this is what happens you know,what I just live in the best lives I,know we can't play the song that they're,singing there's some interesting words,being said you know what good for them,foreign,sorry now I can't stop my face right now,jay make it stop,oh look at the Mario shirt,oh he turns into a bad boy look at him,and then Nike cut off t-shirt and those,Ray-Bans that are too big for his face,yeah lady killer people killing imma,just go this way choose your fandom,Gravity Falls DC Comics Marvel ooh,Marvel fun oh Steven strange oh my God I,need to look at this that outfit my,darling to be honest it looks a little,like doctor strange and um Lord Farquaad,had a baby and he made you stunning also,little scary but I like it I appreciate,the effort you get a golf club oh let's,go oh is this a fight oh no,oh he's got his voice oh he's putting on,his sunglasses what's going on oh they,scared,they're running is that all it takes is,putting on sunglasses to intimidate like,eight guys,we got sunglasses on Tony I feel like,that's the equivalent to uh girls that,have hoops in their ears and they take,it out before a fight like you knew,shit's going down when she takes who,bear rings out okay because you got,nothing to yank on okay and I'll use,those hoop earrings peaky Blinder style,you know what I'm saying and if you,don't know what I'm saying you're,already dead does that make any sense to,you,oh I've seen this before they're just,they're literally dying his face there's,no hair to die there they're just dying,his skin what is this I need to know,what the after looks like oh my god oh,he looks like an anime character kind of,it's kind of Boss says hair is ,awesome I'll give him that but the beard,my guy zoom up on that Jake goddamn,it looks like what I did when I was a,kid is actually not even when I was a,kid probably a couple days ago when I,drew a mustache on my face for a skit,sir just don't with the beer because now,when you go in and kiss a girl she's,just gonna get transferred and Mark her,on her face,oh good transition oh what are we oh he,powered up into a Power Ranger did,anybody else watch Power Rangers when,they were kid I love Power Rangers first,one I ever saw was the one with the,Dinosaurs it was like Power Ranger Dino,Power Power Ranger Dino Power I don't,know Jay put a clip here,that one not that one what was your,favorite Power Rangers I'm just so,curious to know who watched it and if,you did watch it like the video thanks,always pushing all the guys in the pool,oh it doesn't work with this guy,oh,he's got those yes daddy vibes,Jay just I can't put my chair down just,put me in hell I missed it here,Jesus what are you doing here oh never,mind that's uh Steven Tyler we got a,furry on our hands folks,he's dancing you know I got a question,for you please if you're furry welcome I,think what you do is fine whatever suits,you fancy you know whatever fancy is,your suit whatever fancy is your furry,suit nice does it get really sweaty in,those things because I look at that and,I'm sweating already and I sweat,profusely to begin with if I was to,venture into the furryland now I,couldn't because I I just get too sweaty,hey baby doll oh no though I'm not gonna,look at you I want to force you up,against this wall restrain you from your,fragile wrists and punish you until,you're shaky,sir hey baby doll look at me I want to,force you up against this wall,oh she really eating that I hate mouth,noises I don't like mouth noises stop it,stop it I only like certain kind of,mouth noises,stop it get your head on the gutter your,head was in the right place that's,exactly what I was talking about you,know I'm talking about you know that no,but seriously I have like um what's it,called when you hate noises mesophobia,mesophobia
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The HARDEST Try Not To Laugh
The HARDEST Try Not To Laugh
yeah hey how's it going oh you came I,knew you'd come I'm so happy you're here,right now oh my listen I need to tell,you something okay come here come closer,yeah perfect I need to tell you you need,to start looking in the mirror and,realizing what a beautiful human shut up,you need to start looking in the mirror,and realizing what a beautiful human,being you are and just stop pleasing,other people and start pleasing the,person in that mirror not in a weird way,just in a way you deserve the best okay,do you understand what I'm saying shut,up people so do you think that Nick,would hook up with me Loki okay,everybody,um I hope you want to laugh today,because I want to laugh so we're gonna,try not to laugh get it all right let's,get to it,okay so I'm gonna try to do this water,thing and put it in my mouth and see if,I spit it out but I don't spit,at the abstinent I'm gonna put water in,my mouth and see if I spit it out while,these videos are happening and if I do I,lose here we go,look at that it looks like you I thought,it was you yeah,I don't know how I'm gonna do this,because I like to talk during the video,it's kind of good to shut me up though,God that really works just putting some, in your mouth so you don't talk oh,there you go put some in your mouth,so you don't talk,that reminds me of like when I was a kid,and then you know any woman not my mom,because my mom would never say this but,like a woman would say like oh my God,you look like a princess meanwhile I,look like this my mom would just be like,you're like a idiot everybody,um,a man broke the sound the same area,I didn't even go that high was that real,it did kind of look like Steve Harvey,though,don't judge me for drinking the same,water is this gross it's my own fluids,like is that gross you could read me in,the comments below I don't care,oh,I lose everything I'm such a ,loser why is my humor broken I love when,kids get hurt,when kids fall it's funny okay God if I,could trip toddlers all day I would I,swear to God oh that's on the news,Chris Collins says she'll trip toddlers,any chance she gets this is just slowly,getting warmer and warmer and it's Gotta,Get gross this might be the last time I,do the water thing don't look at me,Keanu,foreign,oh God damn it oh my God my humor's,broken okay I'm done with the water,thing this water's getting real nasty,and I can't keep regurgitating it I'm,too lazy to go to the sink so I'm just,gonna try not to laugh all right here we,go,Maybe,says here you're gay I feel like getting,called out like that today sir oh I've,had this I forgot this was a spit water,can you guys see my spit I'm really not,smart found this nice little cat I think,she's a stretch are you pregnant you,little that escalated so fast what,the throw up so I'm trying to make,myself control milk right bro look at my,milk oh oh God it's it just splooged and,I said that in a previous video and now,I know it's not a good word and I don't,know why I just repeated the word,splooge I hate it so much it's almost,worse than moist tell me in the comments,below do you think moist or splooge is,the worst word oh God what kind of Asian,are you you look like kind of Asian are,you Caucasian,don't be an LJ all right yeah it's been,a while what's up oh they got corn dogs,down here that's awesome it's so windy,right now Blake knocked over the,Starbucks chairs I got my strawberry,coconut drink,that's the way it sprayed it was so,dramatic it was like,I just gave up right there to be honest,I would just lie down on the pavement,face first to my pinkity drinkity,looking off the pavement because you,don't waste money kids my mom would make,me look that off the pavement problem I,don't really feel anything I'm gonna,take another shot oh yeah that's never,good,oh my have I laughed at everyone that's,me though I never drink like literally,never very once in a blue mood it,doesn't take much to get me drunk but,then I'm like I want to like get on,everybody's level you know and then I'll,just have one too many and that's all it,takes is one too many and then I'm just,like you come here often so I'm,thinking about watching a movie laptop's,Frozen I'm thinking that's all good I,can just watch it on TV TV's Frozen too,oh,that was a good joke it wasn't funny it,was pretty funny my dad took me to,Lowe's oh large hole repair well we,don't need large I need that what last,night,the dad's slowly realizing it he's like,what'd you do,let me know how you're doing in the,comments below or not laughing because,I'm failing,Flawless victory,that was so good that was unexpected how,I gotta try not to laugh don't laugh you,piece of ,God damn laugh at me Pete,I'm losing,um,God I keep forgetting I'm not supposed,to laugh,anyway that leaf just slapped you,like straight up and left some marks,okay don't laugh don't laugh it's like,that ADHD thing it I,it's like that ADHD thing I forget what,I'm doing in the video I'm just reacting,all these videos I I organically react,to these things I forg
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Kallmekris Top TikTok's Compilation IN ORDER | 2021
Kallmekris Top TikTok's Compilation IN ORDER | 2021
hey honey pizza's here,okay be down in a bit ready,call the animals in honey and take over,it's done good,coming it's gonna be like attack on,titan out there we gotta keep the old,ones back in that base so the youngest,can feed first,he's got to learn how to fend for,himself carry and never make it out,there on his own,we're closing in i don't know if we're,gonna make it,i love you i know,animals do not use that tone with me the,amount of,disrespect you think i would ever talk,to my mother that way i don't think so,oh oh you're gonna cry back there i'll,pull over i'll give you something to cry,about you are,lucky we are running late,we're here hey teresa,yeah no oh they're great the kids are,great,yeah no for sure,yeah no we'll be right in wouldn't miss,pastor john sermon yeah oh katrina that,was a great parenting class last week ah,good parenting class i do parenting,classes in my basement for misbehaving,kids for some extra though,and what does that entail well hello,ladies,in chad orders came from snacks,okay so first scenario you're playing,game with your kid do you let them win,oh yeah run,you beat them get the game last thing,you want is to raise a little cocky,modok,so first exercise is to look at your,toddler and tell them you suck,oh i don't think oh do you hear that,hear what,it is the sound of them walking all over,you okay,you suck all right okay,you suck perfect segway into punishment,huh i should bring riley to one of those,first class is free if you bring vodka,who broke my lamp,oh we're doing this the hard way okay,where were you when the lamp broke i,don't know watching tv in the other room,hmm got any witnesses to back that up no,oh god i have an account from may 2009,that says you said,i hate that ugly lamp if that's not,probably cause i don't know what it is,just because i said it's ugly two years,ago doesn't mean i broke it,so you're in the tv room and you hear,nothing,can i get a phone call oh you'd like,that wouldn't you but you're on my data,plan deadbeat nice try,you might as well fess up cause your,sister over there singing like a canary,then why we're still talking mom,honey i need you to tell me who broke,the lamp,you walk free and you get mcdonald's if,you tell me it was chris,yes shane and selena are going to try to,do my voices,riley first okay,katrina piss me the vodka right now,supposed to be the water right now let's,see the vodka right now,nona i got a colonoscopy today i got a,colonoscopy today,oh scottish coach boom what are you,doing around these parts megan,what are you doing what are you doing,around this porch,sexy janet riley don't drink that pass,me the wine,riley don't drink that pass me the wine,riley don't drink that pass me the wine,no 12 year old twilight version of me,oh chad just said he has a surprise,outside okay,what is it oh my god oh the new whip,where did you find this oh they're,practically giving her away at the,police auction,why chad i'll be great when i babysit,the little dudes,super spacious super private no windows,could even put a candy station back,there,and we could do ice cream some big brain,ideas little dude,don't encourage your chat also i figured,i could wrap it like the mystery machine,from scooby-doo,mm-hmm since the kids always sleep when,i'm driving them around i was thinking,the kid,napping machine,do you hear yourself why you always,gotta harsh my mileage at it,the kidnapping machine the kidnapping,machine the kidnapping machine,yeah the kidnapping machine oh i hear it,now yeah,yeah i'll take it back or torch it,yeah honda civic next time have fun at,day camp kids,playing nice all right maggots we got a,new camper with this,uh civil war say i think it's thursday,sir um it's sarcia what kind of,backwards ass irish witchcraft name is,that,i like it all right today we are earning,our flash badge,flash yeah it's for quick thinking,skills,obviously so you're getting chased by a,black bear do you climb a tree or run,away,you should always not you mafia boss i'm,asking the lucky charm,climb a tree wrong trick question,it's neither now you're a gourmet boo,boo bear lunchable,what's the right answer pipsqueak trip,you first and then walk away slowly,i respect that give her the badge,serious,thanks it's always nice to come to the,park and people judge,it's people watching same thing hunter,we will give you five bucks if you can,jump across that pond,don't worry sitting duck i've got you,here we go your shoes are pretty,well they're my limited edition pride,vessels hunter are you,do you have problem with my badass 100,waterproof pride vesses,i do well hey don't talk to my,girlfriend like that,at least we could easily wash the crap,off of our vesses too bad you can't wash,off that crappy attitude,nice here is a 10 just for having to be,kidding son,thanks table for one please oh actually,we don't have what is your name,emily emily if you do not get me table i,will simply delete you from existence,okay right this way here you are and,i'll get yo
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Kallmekris Top Tiktok's Compilation IN ORDER | 2021
Kallmekris Top Tiktok's Compilation IN ORDER | 2021
hey dude,what's up what are you doing i'm just,taking my shoes off,don't bother,okay hey angie bring us up some snacks,you got it honey,dinner's ready,oh,dude what are you doing your mom said,dinner was ready oh we can go down,whenever let's just finish this game,whenever you,hey angie put our plates together we're,going to take them back up don't you,have to sit at the table you got it it's,chicken and rice ew just orders a pizza,okay on it,where are you going i'm gonna go clean,my dish dude don't worry angie will come,and get it,i don't know why we don't hang out,one-on-one more this is nice,nah you want the swig it's not juicy,spicy juice yeah your breath smells,flammable at least the boys are having,fun so you boys want to play a game,called roulette oh i'm damn for anything,but you haven't even heard of terms oh,our paul says to try everything at least,once,unless his tax proud,only tax fraud yeah because that's what,he's in jail for,alright so game is simple we will stand,in circle i will throw ball straight up,an air lesson to move wins all right all,right all right and go oh look they're,playing catch that's nice,looks like roulette,sorry what,oh my god buddy are you okay,did i win,duh you have a respect,and probably a bad concussion nothing a,little spicy juice can't fix,this is why we don't hang out oh my god,you look like the fourth of july,it makes me wanna hot dog real bad hola,soy dora i'm timmy turner,oh timmy i don't know buddy i'm,baubles,no,i'm drew,absolutely you're not going mad,i can see them too,you're just as sane as i am hello harry,ah,long time,no see,do they give you a name with all those,rippling pectorals,oh hi you bee man harley quinn here like,my new uniform pretty hot huh,i don't want you to i,bubble freak ha,i need to let my baby birds fly you like,girls who swoon jon snow,i'm batman,where are they,hey i need you to sweep,i am,is that tone i'm hearing you're grounded,keep sweeping,what,can you do the dishes please,yeah,what are you doing washing the dishes,that's not you put pressure like this no,like on the plate oh like this,oh my god you're useless just get out,hey you got it,hey,yeah,need you to do your little brother's,chores too,oh and do the dishes too you do them so,much better than your sister thanks,oh this is going to be bad our mothers,had to meet at some point what's going,on i believe both our grandmothers are,about to meet oh nice no babushka likes,no one who's not blood,and mine known as bad crazy so this,should be good i'll make the popcorn,okay my mom's here could she at least,smile,she has not cracked the smile in 70,years,hey ma hello my little linguine so where,is this old hag be nice,20 bucks says they brawl,now take that bet no no babushka,babushka,your face always look like you just,smelled somebody else's foot,nobody told me i was beating the,knockoff russian version of mrs delphi,yeah today,i bet i could drink your old ass under,the table too that's why i brought you,some primo vodka,it is miracle,thank you for coming in janet yeah love,getting called in by riley's teacher at,the end of a friday all right so riley,has been using some inappropriate,language oh like what pee pee and poo,poo more like and bit,and have you heard her say this well no,but some of the other kids have said,which one i bet it's karen's kid he'd,sand as a pastime no what i was about to,say is the other kid said that riley,said that it's okay to swear if you get,hurt,yeah and so you told her that,what do you say when you stub your toe,the lord's prayer i'm sensing some,hostility yeah no peter parker your,spidey senses are working okay do you,even have any proof besides some,toddlers confessions i have a picture,riley drew yesterday,i see leadership i see dictatorship so,she swore a little what's the issue,we have all our toddlers on the,playground slapping themselves in the,face in order to use vulgar language,okay i'll talk to her fantastic,i'll call riley in,okay,riley come on in okay,okay go ahead,hey angel,you usually call me spawn of satan say,okay miss amy tells me you're telling,kids if they get hurt it's okay to sweat,yeah because you told me it was okay,no that's that's only if mommy,accidentally gets hurt okay not you or,other kids okay so no more orbit,oh,yeah no more what about,oh dear god none of them you can't say,any of them okay okay,okay and maybe it's a good idea for you,to stop swearing in the household as,well,yeah,great gonna tell me to stop drinking too,yeah she loves her wine no,i don't recommend not miss amy do you,have kids,no,all right then kindly shut the up,okay i'm out of here,what,hey,what's up,you wouldn't have to know where my new,shirt went,no,no,um why wear a sweater when it's so hot,outside,okay i'm feeling a little attacked right,now is it a crime to wear a sweater i'm,just i'm just not feeling that great,about myself lately okay,take your sweater off,no,that's a big deal just take it off no,you know what i feel i feel a fever,coming on actua
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Kallmekris Top Tiktok Compilation | JUL - SEP 2021
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hey you want to go out somewhere with me,no,well maybe we can go to the movies or,something oh my you're like a needy,little baby i don't want to be seen with,you get out,hey um i was going to go to the mall or,something do you want to go with me,uh,i'm kind of busy,i can take you to taco bell too my treat,i'm your only friend aren't i,yeah,sad yeah i'll go with you,cool,hello,thanks for watching riley ma no problem,but are you really going out dressed,like a gta stripper how do you know what,gta is your father's therapist told them,to play to let out some pet up,aggression,he's not bullied,yeah but don't worry you don't have,anything to worry about you don't have a,dateline face,a dateline face,yeah you know the girls that always end,up on dateline the smile always lights,up a room,and they're always so nice and could,stop traffic with their good looks,so you're saying i'm ugly i'm saying the,only traffic that you're going to stop,is divorced men in the 50s driving by,looking for a good time thanks mom,goodbye,hello my little ravi how are you,mama let me watch juan order anymore,oh well that's understandable,yeah cause that show was all fiction you,need to be watching true crime like,dateline really okay,yeah you gotta learn how to not trust,anybody early because you,you got a daylight face,nice place,yeah totally oh my god,what,it's that guy from the other night that,i told you about,the one that yeah,and then yep that's the guy,okay,stop sit down sit down it's fine it's,it's fine oh oh okay so what he did is,fine then i guess second-degree murder,is fine okay so i'm just gonna what are,you gonna do kill him with a spoon,i can try,shut up sit down seriously let's just,pretend he doesn't exist,fine,great and we could do that by making him,simply not exist,chris i'm just going to talk to him no,i'm just going to talk to him no you're,just going to talk to him chris i'm just,going to un-alive,what,what's up your waste of oxygen,hey there mom,what are you doing up it's like 3 a.m,um the only excuse i'll allow for you,waking me up at 3 a.m is the fact that,it's the witching hour and you're either,already possessed or the demons figured,out that you're already one of them,it's 3 p.m,oh what oh i don't even remember going,to bed last night,are you experiencing an amnesia gap,what no how do you know what that is,that's what detective benson on juan,order said the murderer experienced,before she killed her husband,why are you watching law and order you,woke me up last night and told me to,watch it with you,seriously i don't remember any of that i,gotta lay off the melon,that's also what the murderer said on,the stand okay we're not gonna repeat,anything that happened last night or,today to anyone okay fresh start,that's also what the murderer said to,her accomplice on the security tapes,okay no more law in order for you,hey,hey you awake,oh what the hell oh i'm so sorry i,didn't mean to wake you but now that,you're up could i ask you something,no go to sleep,it's like it's really important,what,i hate you,hey guess what song i'm humming,hmm,yeah yeah totally would come with like a,really cool band name or something,yeah totally i don't know,yeah right yeah,would you do quiet down,your mom and i thought it'd be a good,idea to spend some quality alone time,with each other's kids so what do you,guys want to do you want to see a movie,da maybe,uh we could see space jam fit this,child's movie da what about fast and,furious,da,no that's rated like pg-13 you guys are,four,but we do have iq of someone that is 16,so that's basically a piss,yeah no nice try,fine,we will just tell all about that you,don't care about,our family,fine i wonder how katrina is holding up,riley do you have a death wish,no,you will take from vulnerable points,from behind not the front run it again,okay,so jeremy is having a party at his house,this saturday amazing oh my god yes oh,nice oh what time does it start though,because i just want to make sure there's,enough time to do the weekend chores,you know our parents make us do chores,on saturday morning,before we can do any weekend activities,what,yeah never never mind,okay anyway i was thinking that we could,get ready at about nine to go to home,from the party nice good call cause,curfew is at nine yeah,to go to the party,no i'm just joshing his his parents are,gonna be there though right,no,oh,but it's a boy girl party right,yeah,and it's byob so oh bring your own board,game nice i just picked up this new,version of katan and monopoly so,oh my god,i'm kidding i know,what byob means,great so do you guys want to sneak out,around,you know what i just i remembered i,actually have something that night so oh,my chris you can either choose to be a,loser or you can choose to sneak out and,have fun you know what britney i choose,life,i'm out,oh i'm so glad i share everyone for,riley's art gallery field trip they even,given away food like they do at the,costco i'll be right back,all right kids we are in th
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Kallmekris Top TikTok's Compilation! | 2021
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for anyone new,let's go through them first off we got,janet hey i need the one and then we,have our daughter riley,hey oh and riley has an uncle named chad,a solo bid,janet has a husband named roger and a,russian best friend named katrina thank,you janet,and katrina has two twin boys named,misha and sergey hello,hello janet also has a mother who we,call nona are we getting paid to do this,and katrina has a mother named ingrid,aka babushka who only speaks russian,janet and katrina also have a southern,friend named carol oh it's so nice to,meet you,carol has two boys named buddy in texas,that's right you got it carol also,recently adopted diamond,hi there diamond's original mother,courtney where's my tumbler,is now dead because katrina killed her,allegedly and then we have my nosey,neighbor deborah she said it again tom,twelve-year-old twilight version of me,my mom i made her the mommy toddler,daycare lady amy,hi everybody my dog and a couple newer,characters including aussie bartender i,ain't gone,and karen and her son hunter can i speak,to your manager,let's move misha sergey,what is the meaning of this ridiculous,high-pitched scream i see no blood,your stupid reckless little boys just,hit my angel hunter in the face with a,snowball,and your name is karen,ah misha sergey you have exactly one,opportunity,to tell me what happened to hunter,simple sergey and i had constructed,bunkers on either side of field,and we blew airhorn as to warn other,children that this was now hotspot an,epic snow battle was about to commence,in heat of snowball battle with sergey,and i hunter snuck past our barriers and,simply got hit by crossfire,simple explanation your child is,incompetent you little monsters so,you're just raising future criminals,i think only crime here is naming your,son hunter should be pylon or,sitting duck you know what what are you,going to do karen there's no managers,out here,hey did you do your chores probably not,oh yeah i actually did,i'm in check okay there's no way she,cleaned her room,holy okay i bet she didn't do the,laundry though,oh okay there's no way she did the,bathroom got you now,the toilet is sparkling what the hell is,this ,got her on this one she dusted the,lights,okay there's no way,she even used a swiffer you think i'm,stupid don't you what,no you think i believe this little sting,operation you have going on over here,nah,there's no sting operation what are you,talking about nah you're trying to cover,something else up with all this ,what nah you're grounded what,hi is everybody ready for class okay,okay well today we're doing addition and,question one is for riley riley what is,three plus three,33 uh no so three,uh-huh plus three,glasses uh no okay we'll come back to,you okay uh misha,question two is six plus twelve wait how,did you,question three what is twelve plus,twelve a what,it is twenty-four how do you guys know,the questions already,you should really look into getting,better firewall,doc getting into your computer this,morning was piece of pie,what you guys didn't see anything else,though right,no just lesson plans okay,in an open web browser to sugarbaby.com,okay and we're done class dismissed,hey everybody welcome back to class,i have your test results and and riley,we're gonna start with you,okay unfortunately you failed,what oh how is this possible,well for question one for example eight,plus eight,you put two olafs yeah cause there's two,snowmen,it's still wrong i how dare you riley is,absolute prodigy you are just too,small-minded to appreciate her genius,now it is not her fault she has,beautiful mind and face that you cannot,understand,okay what she is absolutely beautiful,inside the mouth,you will pass her now i can't do that,you will because she is like sister to,us,that she is like very important to me,i can't just pass i have hecked into,your computer and filmed tinder i'm,missing you back big d69 stop,okay you passed riley okay thank you,riley can you go grab the shredded,cereal okay,no please no when you eat sugar you turn,into a cracked out sugar high spawn of,satan go get the shreddies,but this readies taste like sticks then,i guess you're gonna eat sticks,all right let's go check out all right,help me put stuff up,good day,wait what was that uh frosted flakes,riley she made me sticks at home,what no i just put the frosted flakes in,please,thank you,i'm going first nope,stop,get out nope,hey no no hey put my clothes back put,put my clothes don't eat it dude,no,thanks for watching the kids in grid,okay riley what would you like to do,let's play for 10 nights and i should be,the princess,you are my princess what what did you,say,nothing oh we could play truth or dare,okay,okay since you're first out of womb you,go first misha okay,riley truth or dare truth do you have,any crush on anybody in this room,uh why's that,that is jezebel an ancient family,heirloom that you cannot touch or else,it will possess and hunt anyone near,i'm gonna touch him no they really don't,h
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