hello and welcome back to me pouring,that wet chunky content into your trough,and gently coaxing you to your feeding,pen i hope gravity is still working,where you are because that would suck if,it wasn't and you floated up into space,and died,tick tock that's what we're talking,about today oh wow great idea noah's so,original how'd you how did you come up,with that well just wait a moment i,thought it would be interesting if,instead of looking at the actual tick,tock videos we investigated the,phenomenon of tick-tock comments because,i haven't seen anybody do this yet and,there are a lot of very funny tech talk,comments out there that require little,to no context to understand and i think,we can learn a great deal about the,tik-tok user base and perhaps humanity,as a whole by scrubbing these cultural,texts for meaning shout out to this,twitter account tiktok comments that's,where these are from they did all the,hard work so now i'm gonna extract their,surplus labor for this video but as a,little treat their account is linked in,the description so uh go check them out,it's actually a good page my working,thesis is that the majority of the,people on tick tock are very funny gay,as heck born within five years of the,2008 financial crisis either direction,and incredibly traumatized every other,joke is about someone dying or being,killed or being abused but they always,manage to make it funny somehow and for,that reason i'm happy to report that the,kids are all right,all right here we go we're starting now,tick tock silly funny comments shameless,lazy content begin start now go when i,was a small kid i'd pinch off my,grandma's oxygen tube while she was,sleeping and she would go,and i'd let it go and i thought it was,hilarious,so this is real this is way too specific,of a story not to be and the way they,typed out the grandma gurgle sound,effect is just it's too accurate,they definitely did this so and they're,just dropping that fact into the comment,section of some dance video probably,respect if your grandma is still alive,assuming you didn't kill her uh you,should let her know that you did this,i'm sure she'd,get a kick out of it all right so this,next one is a picture of the top half of,a guy the comments say my tail started,wagging a bit not gonna lie he's edging,us i have no gag reflex so i guess,they're just inconceivably horny if,you're attracted to someone and the way,you choose to express that is by saying,that they're making your tail wag,jail not horny jail i mean prison,abolish the prison industrial complex,except for you like what could possibly,be going on in the bottom half of this,photo that we can't see to warrant this,level of horniness does he have like,rock hard abs or a nice,juicy pair of butt cheeks maybe he's a,minotaur or has like a voldemort style,face where his belly button should be i,guess we'll never know each one of these,posts is like slipping and falling into,a renaissance painting for 15 seconds,and it feels good i like it all right,next one they're polyamorous but like,platonic so a group of friends okay this,one's very funny it's like you know kids,these days put so many labels on,everything to the point where they all,cancel each other out and it's just net,net zero everybody has that one straight,homosexual platonic buddy roommate,husband wife ex-husband,right but actually i don't know for sure,if they do cancel each other out is,there a difference between these being,like a group of friends and being,polyamorous and platonic sound off in,the comments all you platonic paulie,folks platopolis platopolis the greek,goddess of hanging out with your buddies,picture of a baby comment says bro holds,less memory than a ps2 memory card,literally babies are idiots how,dumb do you have to be to not have a,fully developed brain smh my head,speaking of having a fully developed,brain if you have one of those then you,will love the sponsor of today's video,it's my first ever sponsor i'm kind of,excited at 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tiktok comments that showed no mercy - REACTION
tiktok comments that showed no mercy - REACTION
hey everybody and welcome back we're,looking at some times when the comments,we're funnier than the tick tocks,themselves Lana is here she is vacuuming,I cannot sing about the vacuuming,because we got a copyright claim last,time,it was at this moment that he knew,why are you going so fast,why give me time to process,why are you shaving off that luscious,luscious man beard that luscious man,broom on your face how long did that,take to grow honestly but wait there's,more pretty sure my wife has said this,to me before,he wanted braids,when she says I love you but you've only,been dating for a month,this sound has lots of potential page,something bad has happened since you've,napped,a queen diet,the Queen of England the oh like the,literal queen died yes oh did she,actually yeah,oh my God,I like how her immediate thought went to,Dolly Parton fair I'm glad to bed in,some of the kitchen for myself ah we,can't sing ah we're not allowed to sing,I'm not a man,the relief when she realized Dolly,didn't die,oh thank God that God I mean that's sad,but also thank God,this is my new favorite Tick Tock whoa,did she actually whoa,whoa the way she said that was like whoa,really,sick the way she whispered Dolly as if,she was afraid to speak it into,existence,it is imperative that someone showed,this video to dolly,dolly where you at nah but she pulled up,that phone so fast we are so obsessed,with social media that nowadays whenever,something tragic happens we just oh no,that's so sad,foreign,it's like a fleeting thing oh bummer the,queen died raise your hand if you've,ever burnt your fingerprints off on the,bottom of a frying pan I'm not kidding I,literally cannot get the fingerprints,out of The Frying Pan they're like baked,the best part about this whole thing is,I was literally filming a YouTube video,while I did it and I caught the whole,thing on camera so just be aware,God damn,oh,I just burnt the out of my hand at,this point I just deal with the pain and,let it heal I guess and let it burn like,Usher and also,commit a crime you don't need gloves,anymore,great why would you touch it though that,looks so painful I second that why let,me just put my hand on the burning stove,I need to test it he really said so just,beware no you are the one that needs to,be aware the fact that he said be aware,when he burnt the crap out of his own,fingers I'm not taking advice from you,sir not the sizzle it's the,me medium rare well,I learned about fingerprints when,committing any crime see this is what,I'm saying that's immediately what my,mind went to next time try seasoning,your fingers before searing for tastier,results I also heard an overnight brine,works well happy cooking,be aware proceeds to put hand on hot pan,not aware at all,no but what was your goal there when you,reached in and just stuck your fingers,on it okay,thanks for driving I would but my dad,took my Benzie away,I've been partying too much he's got a,problem with it it's like if you have a,problem with it then push a beer with me,I'm hungry let's go get some shoes,again BTS,let's go get some Sushi your,buddy you're, every single Canadian boy I've,ever been on a date with in one nutshell,in the tiniest nutshell got the hungry a,for some Zeus,ripsy doodle and you want to have a,ripsy doodle before we go get some sush,the Benzie and sush send me back I don't,know what it is about Frat Boys Like,Canadian Frat Boys but they shorten,every word like why do we need to,shorten it Ben's has less syllables than,Benzie why is this giving Southern Charm,Vibes I don't know this is giving me,like nowhere Canada Vibes I can fix him,are y'all okay in these comments no no,I've been on this date so I'm saying,this sounds really familiar why would I,still go on a second date because he's,cute the way I would fall in love after,the shoosh line and ignore the other red,flags,and get some sushi it's the confidence,it's cause he's confident like he's got,a little bit of flow you know what I'm,saying okay yeah I know he's oh oh,sorry Mike sorry sorry he's cute I'm,just saying for research purposes I had,to watch it again and can't confirm,it's the confidence the problem is that,I love him,I don't know what y'all are talking,about in these comments this triggered,my fight or flight,yeah because you know you would fall in,love but you know that that love will,inevitably end in hurt,he's just with you for the sush babe,I thought this was just gonna be another,cute video of Porsha being excited to,greet me,how was your day in the yard,thank you,goodness I love you happy you're so,happy,yeah well you got some fluff coming out,look at all your blood coming out okay,okay okay,love you,are you my Porky potato are you my Porky,potato oh wow hi hi oh my gosh,laughs,okay poor show she put it in this hole,guys that's my phone now,why does your fox sound like a monkey I,love you still that was wild,wow oh I want a fox now you took her,fluff she took your phone this was so,cute she just wanted that camera fo
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Tik Tok comments are insane
Tik Tok comments are insane
tick tock is an absolute cesspit i hate,it there is no worse place in the,universe than a tick-tock comment,section it's awful so today we're going,to be taking a look at some of the worst,ones as compiled on this twitter account,called tick-tock comments covering an,ex's name tattoo on a budget and the,name is connor and they've covered it up,with condoms if you get your partner's,name tattooed on you you deserve you,deserve the worst i think people that,get their partner's name tattooed on,them shouldn't be allowed to have them,covered up i think it should be a mark,of stupidity that they have to bear,forever she looks like ruby from max and,ruby she does oh it's not caddy i say,tic toc comments are the worst place,enough they're they're also the greatest,place on earth it's just if you're on,the other end of a tick tock comment,section is it's the worst place ever,must do's for foreigners when visiting,england when i was visiting a homeless,man saw me looking at big bed and said,they don't have in america i was,devastated why were you devastated but,some must-dos for foreigners visiting,england is visit the the beautiful place,of peckham talk to some of the friendly,and endearing locals around brixton and,show off all your expensive jewellery in,lewisham it's what everyone does there,you won't get robbed i promise you it's,very safe his nose is pretty withered he,get it he had to have two life-saving,brain surgeries where they had to go for,his nose his nose collapsed from it not,something to be happy about,how are you supposed to respond to that,what's the person replying being a, about it as well as if as if,this random tick tock user was supposed,to know that is if they're supposed to,know your whole backstory in law oh no,no i'm not pretty withered why why does,figure say women his nose looks pretty,where does he get it that's an awful way,of saying words i think you're supposed,to put an apostrophe there i i you can't,blame me for reading it wrong i'm going,to reveal which follower i am in love,with in a couple days get ready everyone,it's going to be big follow i i love,this guy i saw a couple of my few pages,the other day saying he's going on a,date with kim kardashian and you know,what good luck to you mr casino a woman,claiming to be cowgirl texting me for,two months it wasn't her i have a broken,heart the problem with me is i am too,trusting she's cute but she still killed,diana anyone got any info on paul rudd,his parents are elated but that's not,his is that is that true oh paul rudd's,parents related,his parents are second cousins that's a,bit weird in it it's not like a legal,weird but it's just i'm playing down how,weird it is actually it's very weird,it's it's astoundingly weird your,parents are deviants paul rudd no,because mark jacobs donates a lot of his,stuff to thrift stores because he used,to be poor and only thrift i didn't know,he still did that oh that's actually so,sweet i know right but i made that up i,just felt like lying this mf is too cute,he's trying to find me questions he's,cheated it's always the nice guys in it,it's always the nice guys like,nice guys that cheat also if he's trying,to find you crystals he's a , i'll give my girl a rock and,she'll be happy with that i fell off i'm,sleeping in the streets because this,world isn't made for someone as,intelligent as me i've lost all hope,there is no light at the end of the,tunnel,oh good heavens what is that like george,my son harness this application and you,will transcend the confinements of our,cruel society huh,holy smokes this is incredible so every,collectible item charges by booster and,i'll use the booster to gain more score,correct this will challenge your mind,and achieve your untouched potential,dad where have you gone for you to prove,yourself as my descendant you must,defeat your opponents in match masters,you have a choice do you battle a friend,or a mystery player from around the,world mr empire please,you have proven yourself earn a hundred,stars and every first that you could win,a five-star holiday to ibiza an iphone,ipad or even a car at the end of july,i'm so proud of you son i love you dad,and you can download the game through,the link in the description or via qr,code winners will be announced every,thursday on matchmaster's official,instagram page and thank you to them for,sponsoring this video fantastic grab,yourself to a dream how did you achieve,that how did you was he like stood on a,stool when his friends ran around in,with plastic wrap how is it holding his,weight that must be some very strong,plastic wrap yeah girl you brag about,being a murderer your eyebrows your,murder do you know what my favorite side,of tick tock is that i'm kind of on at,the moment women whose like husbands and,boyfriends are imprisoned for like,horrible charges yeah they make tick,tocks be like oh i can't wait for him to,get out oh he wrote me this cute letter,yeah but he burnt down a ,orphanage i hope he never gets out
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Comment utiliser TikTok (débutant ou pas) pour votre marketing
Comment utiliser TikTok (débutant ou pas) pour votre marketing
à la base,tik tok c'était des playbacks musicaux,sur lesquels les utilisateurs créer des,chorégraphies et d'autres contenus,viraux mais aujourd'hui c'est bien plus,que cela,tik tok est devenu la plate forme phare,des vidéos verticale courte en plein,écran,c'est aussi la plate forme star dé même,que tout le monde copie sur la même,boucle sonore tik tok est une véritable,opportunité pour capter une audience,jeune,dans cette vidéo vous découvrirez,comment créer une audience sur tik tok,et comment promouvoir vos activités,comme sur tous les réseaux sociaux avant,de vous exposer sur tik tok,il faut comprendre la grammaire le,vocabulaire le format et la culture de,la plateforme utilisée tictoc quelques,semaines avant de commencer à publier,votre contenu sur tik tok,il est préférable de créer des contenus,très originaux avec des montages soignés,sur des clips musicaux la plateforme,permet d'éditer les vidéos et d'y,ajouter toutes sortes d'effets mais,alors comment créer une audience sur tik,tok sur tik tok,chaque vidéo est placé dans une,catégorie en fonction de ce que vous,publiez,c'est pour cette raison qu'il est,important d'avoir un thème cohérent et,de vous y tenir une fois que votre vidéo,est placé dans une catégorie tik tok,falla classé par autorité au sein de,cette catégorie est plus vos vidéos,résonne avec votre audience plus,'l'indice d'autorité de votre compte tik,tok va grimper,commencez par créer un bon profil,votre nom de profil doit être,sélectionné avec soin parce que,l'algorithme de tik tok utilisent ce nom,dans les recherches aient trouvé un nom,d'utilisateur qui soit court facile à,prononcer et à retenir votre photo de,profil doit être impactante les gens,vont cliquer dessus pour voir toutes vos,créations sur cette photo de profil,mettez de préférence un visage en gros,plan ou un seul élément avec des,couleurs contrastées qui se voit,facilement sur le petit écran d'un,smartphone soigner aussi votre,biographie vous êtes limité à 80,caractère fait un appel à l'action clair,en spécifiant qui vous êtes et pourquoi,les gens devraient vous suivre ajouter,des liens sur vos comptes youtube et,instagram,s'il ya lieu d'être avec un compte pro,vous aurez accès à des statistiques,avancées sur vos vidéos et vos contenus,sur tik tok ce qui fera votre différence,sur tik tok,c'est l'originalité de votre contenu sa,pertinence avec votre audience est le,temps que vous allez employés dès que,vous avez mille personnes qui vous,suivent,vous pouvez faire des lives de nombreux,live vous permettront de récolter des,abonnés et de l'engagement,les miniatures sont clés dont votre flux,utiliser des miniatures impactant avec,un visage et une émotion pour avoir un,thème cohérent à travers vos vidéos,suivez les comptes qui sont cohérents,avec votre segment de marché et votre,audience,vous vous demandez peut être comment,fonctionne l'algorithme de tik tok,au début lorsque vous publiez sur tik,tok votre vidéo sera montré à une petite,audience de quelques centaines de,personnes,tik tok va analyser la performance de,votre vidéo sur cet échantillon de gens,pour décidé de la diffuser plus,largement,si vos vidéos performent bien tik tok,les montrera de plus en plus de monde,les indicateurs clés que tik tok,considère pour juger la performance,d'une vidéo sont le taux de vidéos qui,sont visualisées jusqu'à la fin le,nombre de fois que les gens regardent,une vidéo,est ce qu'ils regardent encore et encore,ou juste une fois avant de passer à la,suivante,l'engagement les like les partagent les,commentaires le nombre de nouveaux,abonnés que la vidéo génère et la,valeurs d'intégrité,c'est à dire pas de violence de,vulgarité notamment et du contenu,original pour créer une vidéo virale,suivez les modes les trend qu'il y,assure tik tok créé visuellement un,nouveau trend voyez les vidéos qui ont,beaucoup d'engagement sur la page pour,vous utilisez les hashtag et les boucles,sonores qui cartonne fait en sorte que,les gens continuent de vous regarder sur,tik tok,vous pouvez créer des petites séries de,vidéos par exemple ou des vidéos en,plusieurs parties payer des vidéos plus,courtes de sorte que les gens voient,toutes vos vidéos jusqu'au bout et,plusieurs fois publié fréquemment si,possible au moins une fois par jour ou,plusieurs fois par semaine et publiés en,particulier au moment où votre audience,est la plus active sur tik tok pour cela,suivez vos statistiques,retenez que votre vidéo doit fonctionner,parfaitement avec et son son ou musique,parce que certaines personnes regardent,des vidéos sont le sont,créez vos propres boucles sonores que,d'autres pourrait réutiliser et vous,allez décoller si l'une de vos boucles,sonores et réutilisées dans une,multitude de vidéos créer une vidéo que,les gens veulent copier ou parodier ou,mimer un pas de danse un geste rigolo et,utiliser les hashtags stratégiquement il,faut que vous attaque soit cohérent avec,le domaine dans lequel vous vous situez,sélectionner des hashtags populaires,ceux qui sont dans l'ong
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TikTok Comments Are Wild..
TikTok Comments Are Wild..
hey everybody and welcome back to a,YouTube video let's begin when the shift,was so bad you got to sit in silence for,a couple of minutes how did you shift no,like work like a job okay so you guys,probably might not get this but as a,person who's ingrained in this culture,uh shifting is basically transfer,transporting yourself into an,alternative reality on Tick Tock it was,like this whole Trend where like these,teenagers were going into Harry Potter,worlds to to sleep with the main,characters right but yeah it also means,job whatever you do don't shift as the,big boat stuck in the Sue's Canal it's,so claustrophobic you literally can't,move at all it's traumatic warning do,not try why would you try to shift into,as a boat,what I'm a bi-girl but I like women more,and they be trying to make me straight,best day you know what's not straight,your hairline,okay that that took it that took a quick,turn you look like the man from,everyone's dreams okay I can confidently,say this man has not been in any of my,dreams ever okay let me know if you guys,have seen this guys what's his name Joe,POV reading a headline that starts with,the words Ezra Miller followed by the,most chilling villainous combination of,words ever imaginable by mankind,Florida them okay Florida man Florida,them okay I kind of get it I've,developed an obsession with letting my,cat put his paws on my keyboard and,letting him type so please ask him,questions and he'll respond opinion on,capitalism uh what an intelligent cat,that's truly a reasoned out response,very logical the just kidding star put,the star in your post when you're just,kidding so that the feds know if you're,just joking around alright I'll be sure,to do that when I walk by the preschool,just kidding bro if you want modern,furniture go to IKEA don't ruin vintage,no she bought it so it's hers and she,can do whatever she wants with it that's,what they said about,didn't make it right though how did you,bring uh okay I don't I don't know if I,can put this in to be honest why don't,people like wearing them I love wearing,mine shame I feel so protected I don't,know why I lied I don't have retainers I,don't even know what retainers look like,I just felt like lying all right Craig,likes my toes okay we got some sort of,an absolute skeleton monster Dragon,thing with its spine just bursting out,or something is that real uh yes it's,Brazil is this how it goes down in,Brazil I might I might have to move,there and catch me one of them Pokemons,where's the dress from it looks so good,Betty dress Urban Outfitters okay I saw,this you can delete it now okay you know,here's a thought I don't think other,people wearing this dress is gonna,detract from your uh gorgeousness uh,Tick Tock person weirdest things I did,in psychosis my friend thought she was,Lady Gaga for years to this day when she,changes her profile fall picture to Lady,Gaga it meant she stopped taking her,meds all right he's just the most crazy,unhinged psychotic people bro get get,get help man Jesus Christ it took 10 000,bees 25 years to make the honey you just,wasted takes 550 bees to make about a,pound of honey in two to three weeks,where do you get those numbers from I,made them up for dramatic effect I mean,at least they're honest to be honest,dude you know I I can relate to this,because people in my comment section,just experts every single topic ever,they just type something and then it,just gets like two likes instantly you,like it from another account gets,boosted to the top of the comment,section and it's just completely,blatantly wrong and I'm just like all,right I mean what the hell I guess if,it's uh the top like comment must be,correct shouldn't have but Jesus Christ,look at this worm excuse the fud okay we,got some sort of multi-colored worm here,and uh a demon foot that that can only,be described as a demon foot because how,do you even function with that type of a,foot how do you get through doors well,it isn't that gonna be like Ultra,sensitive when it hits any part like you,can't function with that oh we got a,cute cat my brother's Cat bottle is sad,because he's gone for uni I should,probably put him down,that's uh probably not the best decision,but uh maybe you should consult your,brother at least one time uh before such,a drastic decision our slash Lego Star,Wars video game willing to sell feet,picks for Lego Star Wars the Skywalker,Saga 21 year old male I'm sure plenty of,redditors would love to buy your uh feet,picks from a 21 year old mate you can,just lie say you're a female how are,they supposed to tell you got feet man,you just make your feet look pretty come,on okay we got wrongly spelled Growlithe,uh today marks my weedle's fourth year,defending a gym Weedle okay this gym,must be in the middle of nowhere they're,talking about Pokemon go by the way uh,this must be in the middle of nowhere,because there's no way a Weedle is,defending any gym okay and people are,crazy about this game so I know I try to,I try to hol
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I Wrote a Song Using Your TikTok Comments
I Wrote a Song Using Your TikTok Comments
do you want to be a part of this video,is this your video,is this your video is it yours,we're back with another songwriting,challenge this one's interesting because,i was challenged by cotton to reinvent,their iconic fabric of our lives jingle,but bring it to tick tock,so i went to my tick tock and i asked,y'all for your favorite clothing items,made out of cotton and y'all submitted,so many but i picked three to write,songs from i wrote one from a very,sassy shirt from my grandma and i've,included a compilation of them in this,video in the comments below vote on your,favorite jingle may the best jingle win,with no further ado let's get into the,video you moved out like you're supposed,to and i still miss you like i'm,supposed to but there's one thing that i,never told you that's what you thought,you thought you lost i stole it but when,it gets but when it gets,is,the,no worries no filter black and white,picture,in my memory choice i could daydream me,and my best friend,that's all i need,vintage baby 1950s,me and my sunflower dress just living,life in the summer love for each other,and she calls me sunshine,when we're dancing in the street,i have a plan cooked it up in the,kitchen this summer there's gonna be a,litter of kittens i'll give them each,one they'll name them buttons and,mittens then i'll have an excuse to,visit,now let me tell you about my grandchild,some reason that i had kids four so,those kids would get cats and their kids,would get cats and then i would never,ever be bored let,the touch the feel,all right so which one was your favorite,one two three or four comment below,thank you again so much cotton for,thinking of me for this i hope you guys,enjoyed the jingles love you
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The Problem With TikTok Comments
The Problem With TikTok Comments
ringing in the new year,youtube this is root beer don't,demonetize me this is ibc root beer root,beer what kind of job treats a guy like,this nope not gonna be negative you know,why because it is a new year january 1st,2022 and so i have a new year's,tradition for myself it is to foster,more positivity on this bleak bleak,world you know i spent so much time in,2021 just,you know crapping on people just goofing,on people and don't get me wrong that,will continue i love doing it but i,don't want it to be the only thing i do,i gotta at least try to do some new,stuff that fulfills me deep inside you,know what i'm saying you see the,decorations are getting better back,there they're getting better for sure i,put up shelves at swamp sprouts on,instagram this is some cool art i got,from them,i don't know if it'll stay here i might,move it and hang it up on a nail or,something but i feel like i need to put,something there,because it's weird just having empty,shelves the new year man the new,freaking year i've got all these boxes,still i'm not fully moved in my life is,more scattered i think than it's ever,been and there's so much i want to say,there's so much i wish i said back in,the year before even though i'm shooting,this on december 30th i kind of wish i,made a video reflecting on like the,biggest year of my life but i kind of,did that in the top 10 video but like i,already know no one's going to watch it,it's fine it's frustrating the youtube,algorithm man it is so frustrating like,genuinely trying to make videos that,genuinely make me,happy but just get dumped on by the,algorithm and by my audience it's not,fun but we push through it,droopier style and i'm going to dominate,this year root beer style as well okay,so will today be a positive video in a,sense yes i,want to do this video with the end goal,of fostering a more positive environment,online by telling you guys how to act,i want to whip you all into shape huh so,let's start with why i wanted to make,this video,i,don't know i just i guess the more i've,started to be online the more i've,sympathized with other people who create,online and are criticized and even,though i do a lot of criticizing myself,i believe i'm doing it for the right,reason this is going to be a video in,three parts okay not like three,different videos all the parts are gonna,be right here i'm gonna start with the,easiest to swallow part the part i think,we can all agree on then i'm gonna move,on to something a little tougher to,understand and then the last one is,going to be something that i still am,conflicted with and we're going to work,through this together like it's some,sort of therapy appointment,it's root beer ibc,more like ibs,no i did not get any funnier with the,new year i did not i'm sorry okay i'm,gonna remove all the music because of,copyright here's the first one is cole,sprouse looking a little different and,it is two pictures of cole sprouse,and,yeah so that's the whole tick tock um,this is not a video to shame this person,but i saw this video and my initial,thought,was just like,why,it just i don't know it just looks like,him but a little different because you,know why people get older they change,and that's an okay thing to happen to,somebody it seems like the comment,section immediately went to body shaming,this dude and saying he either gained,weight or he got plastic surgery or some,sort of like face job without thinking,hey maybe the dude is getting older and,his body's changing like we all do you,know how we all look at different i mean,look at these comments it's okay he's,pregnant bbl cool sprouse why is he,starting to look like elon musk looks,like he's taking a steroid medication,moon face he looks like he gained a,little weight in my opinion which is,completely normal i know which still i'm,like why even why does this tic tac have,to get 754,000 likes 9.5 million views because a,celebrity looked a little bit different,than they used to because they're older,now and who cares what he went through,who cares if he gained weight or if he,had work done on his face it's like it's,she's just a dude who's living his life,and he looks great he didn't do anything,wrong and now he's for sure gonna see,this because it has 10 million views and,he knows people who are on tick tock and,those people are going to send it to him,and he's going to see the comments,saying i love all the comments saying,it's weight it's botox and filler it's,because he's 30 and still trying to play,a teenager i don't know what that has to,do with him looking different he's just,aging and i j,who cares,who cares and it upsets me that someone,who didn't really do anything wrong as,far as i know and someone in the,comments is gonna be like well actually,cool sprouse freaking,killed some guy and you're now you're,supposed oh you want to support someone,who's a murderer no i didn't say that,okay i don't do i'm not gonna do deep,research on his cons his,freaking what's the word um,droopier i'm not
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get a load of this guy,my hometown favorite news flash buddy,okay sorry right before i begin this,before i begin,before i begin this is going to be like,one of the first,times i i don't know if this is going to,be a start of series you guys can decide,but these comments on tick tock you guys,know i've been on tik tok for about two,years all i know is that if it wasn't,for comments tick-tock wouldn't be what,it is today because there are so many,videos that i go straight i fly i fly,straight to the comments and this,happens to be one of them,and i've been crying before i started,this video because i've been i've been,reading these comments y'all,so i'm gonna read them and some more the,ones i haven't seen yet because i,already know these comments gonna be a1,all right there's 17.2,000 comments and of course i'm not going,to read them all all right so let's,start with the video shall we,everybody want to use aave,but,white people lingo be eating the next,time i do something weird i'll be like,take a hike pal,because yeah take a hike pal,i'm laughing because my dad,my dad use this and i i'll get on to,that later but let's go through these,comments shall we okay,get a load of this guy,long-time favorites,news flash buddy,you guys know,it takes me if you guys aren't new here,i'm telling you you guys know it takes,me about five minutes for me to really,laugh but i'm telling you we only a,minute in my white friend's dad say take,a hike and don't forget the trail mix,buddy,and i was shook that's what i was gonna,say speaking of dad all right my dad my,dad,when i was working,with my former co-worker i'm telling you,she had to borrow my phone on break,and she said,she came back and said hey,i think,your dad called,and i said oh yeah,he he calls from time to time and she,said i didn't know he was white,i wasn't even shocked that's the thing i,wasn't even shocked because i know what,she's talking about my dad is so proper,and i'm surprised he didn't say take a,hike kim,and by all means i'm not talking about,only white people can talk proper but my,dad has that it's not though it's not,that fake voice either you know some,parents do that fake voice on the phone,and y'all know what i'm talking about my,dad isn't one of them that's his voice,and this is actually a news flash buddy,do you guys know why i started the,series get the dictionary i said it back,in 2012 or 2013. because my dad my dad,would always tell me to get a dictionary,because i asked him i said hey dad how,do you spell super capture strategy,listen expialidocious get a dictionary,dad i'm 10.,what am i supposed i don't even know how,to spell dictionary you forgot you and,what army oh that's rich coming from you,no cuz geez louise,go off,my dad says,oh my body lies over the ocean get a,grip,it's my personal fave well butter my,bread and call it toast,i don't know where i got this one from,uh well slap me around and call me susan,i i i don't know if i was listening to,whitney houston my name is not susan at,the time,and don't be a menace to south central,while drinking the juice in the hood i,don't know if i combined them too or i,actually heard that growing up but i'm,telling you i used to say for years well,slap me around and call me susan how,about you get lost bucko hold your,horses buddy,no no more mr nice guy,okay that's it no more mr nice guy up in,here what's it to you pal save it sister,you're running on thin ice bud,i was in the bowling league all of this,goes hand in hand i was in a bowling,league,and my friend's dad said that all the,time you're barking up the wrong tree,get with your program buddy and mess,with the ball are these only black,people talking,y'all my bad i don't mean to offend,anyone i hope this does not offend,listen you can talk about me and i and i,and,we go what mess with the bull you'll get,the horns,what am i a chop lover okay i say that,what are you talking about i actually,just said that yesterday why otto,i said it just i said it just like that,too with the arm on the hip with the,triangle come on now kick rocks is one,of my faves oh yeah she thinks she's all,that in a bag of chips,whoa take a chill pill buddy let's wrap,it up with the finger swirling in the,air i just did it oh my god gold phrase,will always be beat it bozo,if you ain't got my back like that i'm,telling you if someone arguing with me,and my white friend don't come up and,come up to me and that person talk about,beat it buzz oh i don't want it i don't,want that friendship i don't need that,negativity in my life hal has the most,rancid energy and i love it it's like,its own little insult,for pete saying take a long walk off a,short beer i heard that,actually i was at pizza hut years ago,like two decades ago and i remember,my friend's dad said that,i don't i don't know why,i'm gonna need that ambulance for me,because i've been crying too much i,don't know,how long this video is y'all i'm trying,to keep it short but y'all,i keep on laughing,and i know that pro
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