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you just lost yourself a customer you,think i own this business,you think i own ikea i'm a part-time,employee halfway through a two-week,notice i don't give a,i'm telling all my friends not to shop,here tell them,you think i want five other yous running,around the store,have them call me i'll tell them you,think you hate this place more than me i,work here i know the sale ended last,week but can i still get a discount do,you hear,yourself we can't go backwards time,marches on,you want the sale from 15 years ago too,when's it end diane,you want that price you're gonna have to,go through the quantum realm with,ant-man,do you know how much money i spend here,more than you should,the meatballs ain't that good save your,money,end my time doesn't matter how much you,spend here we don't thank our donors,this isn't pbs,every time i come here my order gets,messed up then stop coming,make my day every time you come here,your order's messed up sounds like,you're making the mistake,look inward you're ordering the wrong, i'd like to speak to your manager,i'd like to speak to your mother,tell her she should be embarrassed she,raised someone to act like a baby in,public,you want to speak to the manager please,manager doesn't know what's going on,haven't you ever worked anywhere before,i know that's not right i used to work,here well things change,sorry they didn't run it by you first,you used to work here well i used to be,happy,then you walked in can you just check in,the back can you just accept we don't,have it,the back ain't some magical place what,do you think is back there santa's,workshop,the only thing back there is a clipboard,with our schedules and some brownies,darcy brought in,the website said it was in stock and,what do your eyes say,sometimes it's wrong the website also,has pictures of employees smiling you,see that,should go yell at your computer instead,of me it'll get you the same result,nothing this is cheaper at other stores,then shop there,why are you here we need directions,i'll get you some i'll call you an uber,at other stores i don't set the prices,i'm a seasonal employee you're working,hard or hardly working i'm hardly,laughing,i'm already at work i don't have time,for a second job pretending you're funny,why don't you tell me something i don't,hear every day like thank you,you should open up more registers and,who's gonna work them,you think i'm the only one ringing you,up because i called dibs,you want to clone myself you're saying,you want to apply well you see we're,short-handed where's your resume i can't,believe they have you working,thanksgiving i can't believe you're,shopping,why do you think i'm here it's because,of you i have to stand here for 15 hours,so you can yell at me instead of your,family,i work retail i don't even remember what,thanksgiving is the customer is always,right about what how to piss me off,you think you're god because you went,shopping you're not,infallible susan you're at the mall,always,right that's why you're on your ninth,try hitting the button for credit do you,have any coupons for me,that's what i ask you we all have our,roles to play well you think you just,found a cheat code for the store,oh yeah i keep a few 100 offs back here,for the smart customers,bring your own scan must be free and you,must be out of your mind,to think you're the first person to say,that you're not even the first one today,don't worry about the scan i'll type in,the product code and charge a double,i swear i fake laugh at this job so much,i forget how my real one sounds,you're open for 10 more minutes i'll be,quick quickly moving to the exit,this ain't a basketball game we're not,playing to the buzzer,you had the choice to hold a bunch of,minimum wage workers hostage or go,shopping tomorrow,you chose wrong get out,what's wrong with me do you work here,obviously yes,how many people you know wear a name tag,recreationally,you think i'm behind the counter because,i got lost do i work here,no i'm just dressed like this because,i'm going to the midnight premiere of,ikea the movie

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Scottseiss Retail Meme | All Videos

you just lost yourself a customer,you think i own this business,you think i own ikea,i'm a part-time employee halfway through,a two-week notice i don't give a,i'm telling all my friends not to shop,here tell them,you think i want five other you's,running around the store,have them call me i'll tell them,you think you hate this place more than,me i work here,i know the sale ended last week but can,i still get a discount do you hear,yourself we can't go backwards time,march is on,you want the sale from 15 years ago too,when's it end diane,you want that price you're gonna have to,go through the quantum realm with,ant-man,do you know how much money i spend here,more than you should,the meatballs ain't that good,save your money,end my time,doesn't matter how much you spend here,we don't thank our donors this isn't pbs,every time i come here my order gets,messed up then stop coming,make my day,every time you come here your order's,messed up sounds like you're making the,mistake,look inward,you're ordering the wrong i'd like,to speak to your manager i'd like to,speak to your mother,tell her she should be embarrassed,she raised someone to act like a baby in,public you want to speak to the manager,please,manager doesn't know what's going on,haven't you ever worked anywhere before,i know that's not right i used to work,here well things change,sorry they didn't run it by you first,you used to work here well i used to be,happy,then you walked in can you just check in,the back can you just accept we don't,have it,the back ain't some magical place,what do you think is back there santa's,workshop,the only thing back there is a clipboard,with our schedules and some brownies,darcy brought in the website said it was,in stock and what do your eyes say,sometimes it's wrong,the website also has pictures of,employees smiling you see that,should go yell at your computer instead,of me it'll get you the same result,nothing this is cheaper at other stores,then shop there,why are you here you need directions,i'll get you some i'll call you an uber,cheaper at other stores i don't set the,prices i'm a seasonal employee you're,working hard or hardly working i'm,hardly laughing,i'm already at work i don't have time,for a second job pretending you're funny,why don't you tell me something i don't,hear every day,like thank you you should open up more,registers and who's going to work them,you think i'm the only one ringing you,up because i called dibs,you want to clone myself you're saying,you want to apply,well you see we're short-handed where's,your resume i can't believe they have,you working thanksgiving i can't believe,you're shopping,why do you think i'm here it's because,of you,i have to stand here for 15 hours so you,can yell at me instead of your family,i work retail i don't even remember what,thanksgiving is the customer is always,right about what how to piss me off,you think you're god because you went,shopping you're not infallible susan,you're at the mall,always right that's why you're on your,ninth try hitting the button for credit,do you have any coupons for me,that's what i ask you,we all have our roles to play,oh you think you just found a cheat code,for the store oh yeah i keep a few,hundred percent offs back here for the,smart customers bring your own scan,must be free and you must be out of your,mind,i think you're the first person to say,that you're not even the first one today,don't worry about the scan i'll type in,the product code and charge a double,i swear i fake laugh at this job so much,i forget how my real one sounds,you're open for 10 more minutes i'll be,quick,quickly moving to the exit,this ain't a basketball game we're not,playing to the buzzer you had the choice,to hold a bunch of minimum wage workers,hostage or go shopping tomorrow you,chose wrong get out,what's wrong with me,do you work here obviously yes,how many people you know wear a name tag,recreationally,you think i'm behind the counter because,i got lost,do i work here no i'm just dressed like,this because i'm going to the midnight,premiere of ikea the movie hi how are,you i'm just looking,and i'm just saying hi,i'm not trying to sell you something i'm,trying to have one interaction at work,that makes me feel like a human being,i have feelings too i'm a pisces you,should smile more,you should talk less,i had to come to work today there's no,rule that said i had to enjoy it,i'm a cashier not a rockette,you want me to smile we don't always get,what we want,why do you think i'm here why can't i,use the bathroom in the back,you don't work here,you want to use it i'll grab you an,application,here's a better question why are you,shopping on the brink of pissing,yourself,yeah i have to take your i don't,have to smell it your pto request was,denied,then i guess i'm calling in sick,you didn't think i had a backup plan you,just activated a trap card i don't even,know why they call it a request it,should be called a pto warning because,the only thing you can

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Angry IKEA Guy

hi how are you,i'm just looking and i'm just saying hi,i'm not trying to sell you something i'm,trying to have one interaction at work,that makes me feel like a human being,i have feelings too i'm a pisces do you,work here,obviously yes how many people you know,wear a name tag recreationally,what do you think i'm behind the counter,because i got lost do i work here,no i'm just dressed like this because,i'm going to the midnight premiere of,ikea the movie,i'm telling all my friends not to shop,here tell them,you think i want five other yous running,around the store,have them call me i'll tell them you,think you hate this place more than me i,work here,do you have any coupons for me that's,what i ask,you we all have our roles to play,well you think you just found a cheat,code for the store oh yeah i keep a few,hundred percent offs back here for the,smart customers,bring your own i know the sale ended,last week but can i still get a discount,do you,hear yourself we can't go backwards time,march is on,you want the sale from 15 years ago too,when's it end diane,you want that price you're gonna have to,go through the quantum realm with,ant-man,every time i come here my order gets,messed up then stop coming,make my day every time you come here,your order's messed up sounds like,you're making the mistake,look inward you're ordering the wrong, you're working hard or hardly,working i'm hardly laughing,i'm already at work i don't have time,for a second job pretending you're funny,why don't you tell me something i don't,hear every day like thank you,didn't scan must be free and you must be,out of your mind,i think you're the first person to say,that you're not even the first one today,don't worry about the scan i'll type in,the product code and charge a double,i swear i fake laugh at this job so much,i forget how my real one sounds,the customer is always right about what,how to piss me off,you think you're god because you went,shopping you're not infallible susan,you're at the mall,always right that's why you're on your,ninth try hitting the button for credit,can you just check in the back can you,just accept we don't have it,the back ain't some magical place what,do you think is back there santa's,workshop,the only thing back there is a clipboard,with our schedules and some brownies,darcy brought in you should open up more,registers and who's going to work them,you think i'm the only one ringing you,up because i called dibs,you want to clone myself you're saying,you want to apply well you see we're,short-handed where's your resume this is,cheaper at other stores then shop there,why are you here we need directions,i'll get you some i'll call you an uber,at other stores i don't set the prices,i'm a seasonal,employee i know that's not right i used,to work here well things change,sorry they didn't run it by you first,you used to work here well i used to be,happy,then you walked in the website said it,was in stock and what do your eyes say,sometimes it's wrong the website also,has pictures of employees smiling you,see that,should go yell at your computer instead,of me it'll get you the same result,nothing i'd like to speak to your,manager i'd like to speak to your mother,tell her she should be embarrassed she,raised someone to act like a baby in,public,you want to speak to the manager please,manager doesn't know what's going on,haven't you ever worked anywhere before,you just lost yourself a customer you,think i own this business,you think i own ikea i'm a part-time,employee halfway through a two-week,notice i don't give a,do you know how much money i spend here,more than you should,the meatballs ain't that good save your,money,end my time doesn't matter how much you,spend here we don't thank our donors,this isn't pbs,you're open for 10 more minutes i'll be,quick quickly moving to the exit,this ain't a basketball game we're not,playing to the buzzer,you had the choice to hold a bunch of,minimum wage workers hostage or go,shopping tomorrow,you chose wrong get out

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Comedian Scott Seiss on popular 'Do You Work Here?' TikTok videos

CHANCE FOR SOME RAIN. THAT'S,THE FORECAST.,YOU JUST LOST YOURSELF A,CUSTOMER. YOU THINK I OWN THIS,BUSINESS.,WE WANT TO KNOW GETTING.,I'M TELLING ALL MY FRIENDS,NOT TO SHOP HERE. TELL HIM.,CALL ME. I'LL TELL. THIS,PLACE MORE THAN ME. I WORK,HERE.,LAST WEEK YOU CAN STILL GET,A DISCOUNT. DO YOU HEAR,YOURSELF?,THE SALE FOR 15 YEARS AGO.,2 WINS IT. AND HAVE TO GO TO,THE WANT TO RUN WITH.,YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I,SPEND HERE MORE THAN YOU,SHOULD.,PEOPLE SAY THAT GOT SEASON.,THE STAND-UP COMEDIAN WITH,HILARIOUS VIDEOS ON TIKTOK,INSTAGRAM AND YOUTUBE HEROES,POPULARITY THANKS TO HIS. DO,YOU WORK HERE VIDEOS PLAYING A,DISGRUNTLED IKEA EMPLOYEE.,THEY'VE BEEN VIEWED AND SHARED,MILLIONS OF TIMES AND SCOTT,JOINS US LIVE. SCOTT THANKS,FOR BEING,THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR,HAVING ME. APPRECIATE HOW ARE,YOU? I GOT TO BE HONEST, I,THOUGHT YOU'RE IN DISGUISE IN,THOSE VIDEOS. BUT TURNS OUT.,YOU'RE NOT HAHA. IT'S INTO,REAL MUSTACHE. IT'S ALL IT'S,ALL REAL. IT'S WAS SO IT THIS,ISN'T EVEN ASKED ME. THEY YOU,WEARING A WIG AND THOSE,VIDEOS. KNOW IT'S MY REAL IT'S,A GREAT LOOK. BUDDY. HAHA, YOU,KEEP DOING THAT. AM FASCINATED,BY THESE VIDEOS BECAUSE YOU,SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE. YOU,WORKED AT THE IKEA WAS AT THE,CALL CENTER.,YES, THAT'S RIGHT. YES,,WORK THAT THE CALL CENTER,CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR 3 YEARS,AND IKEA. I WAS MAINLY,COMPLAINTS AND MIKE. CUSTOMER,ISSUES OVER FACEBOOK AND,TWITTER. THAT WAS MY MAIN GIG,AND SOMETIMES OVER THE FOUND,SOMETIMES EVERY E-MAIL. BUT I,GOT PLENTY OF EXPERIENCE BEING,YELLED THAT AND THAT FUELS THE,VIDEO IS OBVIOUSLY WHAT THAT,IKEA THINK OF ALL THIS THEY,COME AFTER YOU. CHECK THE MAIL,FOR THE CEASE AND DESIST,LETTER EVERY DAY. LIKE I WAS,JUST MAKING SURE IT AGAIN,SOON, BUT THEY THEY DID MAKE A,STATEMENT. TO THE PRESS SAYING,THAT I DON'T SPEAK FOR THEIR,CO-WORKERS AND THINGS LIKE,THAT. BUT THAT WAS THAT WAS,LIKE A PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENT OF,MINE LIKE IKEA HAD TO ADDRESS,ME THAT'S PRETTY AND WHO WOULD,HAVE THOUGHT. I ASSUME YOU.,YOU TOOK THIS JOB JUST AS YOU,KNOW.,ROBIN BAUMGARTEN: YEAH,,EVERYONE TAKES THEIR FIRST,JOB. YOU NEVER THOUGHT THAT,THIS WOULD BEER SPRINGBOARD IN,2 COMEDY, WHICH IS WHAT YOU,WANTED TO DO.,OH, MY GOSH. ABSOLUTE LIKE,THAT. WHAT YOU KNOW, I WOULD,DO STAND-UP AND IMPROV IN THE,EVENINGS. WHEN I WAS WORKING,AT IKEA AND THE WHOLE TIME I,WAS DOING THAT. WHEN YOU'RE,LIKE A COMEDIAN YOU THAT YOU,NEVER WANT ASSOCIATE WITH YOUR,DAY JOB. IT'S LIKE A COMEDIAN,FIRST. THAT'S WHAT I DO.,MEANWHILE, THE DAY JOB IS THE,THING THAT LIKE LAUNCHED ME,INTO COMEDY AND I'M LIKE.,NOW THINKING ABOUT GOING,BACK AND PICKING UP ANOTHER,LARRY POTASH: YEAH. WHAT,MAKES YOU WANT SOME POINT YOU,GET TO BRANCH OUT AND MAYBE GO,DIFFERENT DIFFERENT KINDS OF,JOBS I MEAN, THAT'S WHERE I,MET A MAGIC COMEDIANS GET MOST,OF THE MATERIAL FROM JUST,DAILY LIFE.,MARCUS LESHOCKE: TOTALLY,TELL. YEAH. PEOPLE WANT PEOPLE,WANTED TO DO LIKE SERVERS.,THEY WENT INTO THE RESTAURANT,INDUSTRY. I HAD PEOPLE SAY BUS,I'VE HAD LIKE FLAT LIKE THAT.,PILOTS FLIGHT ATTENDANTS AND,ALL KINDS OF STUFF PEOPLE WANT,TO PEOPLE WANT ALL SORTS OF,JOBS. PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ANY,JOB THAT THEY HAVE MEANWHILE,,WHEN YOU DO YOUR STANDUP, I,HEARING SNIPPETS OF WHAT WHAT,KIND OF STUFF YOU NORMALLY DO,IN YOUR STAND UP AND YOU YOU,MAKE A LOT OF REFERENCES TO,YOURSELF. YOUR PHYSIQUE,LOOKING LIKE THAT OF A,GREYHOUND DOG.,SAM SAYS SKIING. I TAKE MY,SHIRT OFF. I LOOK LIKE A RACE,DOG WHEN I LAY WHEN I LAY DOWN,ON THE BAD. IT'S JUST THE,GREYHOUND BUS LOAD OUT,YOU'VE GOT SOME CELEBRITY,FOLLOWERS I HERE.,OH, MY GOSH. YES, I PATTON,OSWALD WAS WAS TWEETING ABOUT,THE VIDEOS RE TWEETING THEM. I,HAD PEYTON REED THAT DIRECTOR,OF ANT MAN SAID THAT HE LIKE,THE ANT MAN JOKE IN AND THEN,LEBRON JAMES RE TWEETED IT IT.,HOW WILD IS THAT? I WAS DOING,THE DISHES IN MY FRIEND TEXTED,ME AND SAID, LEBRON JAMES IS,TALKING ABOUT YOU. I WAS LIKE,HOW LIKE WHAT?,JUST MAKES ME REALIZE HOW,ANGRY A LOT OF PEOPLE REALLY,ARE OUT THERE. YOU'RE REALLY,TAPPING INTO SOMETHING. I,THINK YOU KNOW.,OH, DEFINITELY. DEFINITELY.,I MEAN, YEAH. I THINK PEOPLE,ARE JUST LIKE TIRED. I THINK,PEOPLE JUST GET ACT. ASKED TOO,MUCH OUT OF THEIR JOBS.,SOMETIMES. YEAH, LIKE WITHIN,THE PAST YEAR AND YOU KNOW,,RETAIL WORKERS A LOT OF THE,CUSTOMERS. THEY WILL SHOW A,LOT OF EMPATHY TO RETAIL,WORKERS AND PEOPLE ARE,FRUSTRATED AND. YEAH, BUT IF,PEOPLE THAT WORK, THOSE LIKE,REALLY THANKLESS JOBS ARE,ENJOYING THE VIDEOS THAT LIKE,MEANS THE WORLD TO ME. I I,ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT. SO,WHAT'S NEXT FOR YOU? BE DOING,A LOT MORE STAND UP WHEN,THINGS OPEN UP AND THEN I'M,HOPING THAT I CAN KIND OF USE,THIS TO GO INTO COMEDY WRITING,FULL TIME. BUT I'VE GOT SOME,MEETINGS. DON'T JINX ANYTHING,BUT BRIGHT LOOKING CAN.,HOPEFULLY WHY WOULDN'T YOU,JUST LOVE IT. IF I CAN USE OF,AN AD CAMPAIGN OR SOMETHING.,THEY WERE SMART. THEY WOULD,YOU PUT IT OUT THERE.,THANK YOU SO MUCH, SCOTT.,THANKS SO MUCH THERE. SO YOU,FOLLOW SCOTT ON TWITTER TIKTOK,EVERYTHING THANKS FOR BEING,WITH US.,APPRECIATE YOU ALL HAVE A

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Why Is Working In Retail Such A Mentally And Emotionally Drain | Retail Workers Can Relate

i can't believe they have you working,thanksgiving i can't believe you're,shopping,why do you think i'm here it's because,of you,i have to stand here for 15 hours so you,can yell at me instead of your family,i work retail i don't even remember what,thanksgiving is,this is ridiculous i'm calling corporate,column,corporate doesn't actually do anything,they're like the elf on the shelf,calling corporate it's about the only,thing less effective than prayer you,know what they'll do they'll call here,and we'll have a good laugh about how,stupid you sound,i've been a customer here for over 40,years oh good then you'll be dead soon,this ain't the oscars there's no,lifetime achievement award you're trying,to get a discount or a spot in our in,memoriam reel you've been shopping here,for over 40 years you think you learned,one of the policies,can you just check in the back can you,just accept we don't have it,the back ain't some magical place,what do you think is back there santa's,workshop,the only thing back there is a clipboard,with our schedules and some brownies,darcy brought in i'd like to speak to,your manager i'd like to speak to your,mother,tell her she should be embarrassed,she raised someone to act like a baby in,public you want to speak to the manager,please,manager doesn't know what's going on,haven't you ever worked anywhere before,i know the sale ended last week but can,i still get a discount do you hear,yourself,we can't go backwards time march is on,you want the sale from 15 years ago too,when's it end diane,you want that price you're gonna have to,go through the quantum realm with,ant-man,your hold time so long because you all,keep calling,and they don't pay people enough to stay,at this job and listen to you,if you're worried about the wait times,feel free to hang up message us on,twitter it's easier for me to complain,about you when you're not on the phone,anyway,i'm returning this but i don't have the,receipt and i don't have the patience,to explain that's exactly what you need,a receipt for is this your first time in,a store i can't look it up because you,paid in cash and bought it six years ago,so why don't you return to your car and,drive home you own that the customer is,always right about what how to piss me,off,i think you're god because you went,shopping,you're not infallible susan you're at,the mall,always right that's why you're on your,ninth try hitting the button for credit,you just lost yourself a customer,you think i own this business,you think i own ikea,i'm a part-time employee halfway through,a two-week notice i don't give a,this is cheaper at other stores then,shop there,why are you here,you need directions,i'll get you some i'll call you an uber,cheaper,i don't set the prices i'm a seasonal,employee i know that's not right i used,to work here well things change,sorry they didn't run it by you first,you used to work here well i used to be,happy,then you walked in i'm telling all my,friends not to shop here tell them,you think i want five other you's,running around the store,have them call me i'll tell them,you think you hate this place more than,me i work here

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Scott Seiss Retail TikTok Compilation Full (Try Not To Laugh)

what's going down clutch what what up,what up what's your boy duck it's your,butcher billy it's your boy ross,and we are in the clutch hey yes sir,ladies and gentlemen with another video,you feel me back with another,challenge back with another fail that,could potentially embarrass the heck out,of one of us,yeah man we got a video from scott i'm,probably saying this wrong skis,i says scott c's,scott storch yeah you stupid,scott c's i'm not sure how to say it,pronounce it retail tick stock,compilation,full video yeah we're gonna check this,out we're gonna do it trying not to,laugh,we have a new challenge for you guys yes,um if you fail,you have to well bro yeah you heard me,um yeah just gotta put it on on top of,your clothes for our next recording,session i mean you'll be wearing it for,a couple of videos so yeah,um yeah it's gonna be a very,uncomfortable session yeah very,uncomfortable very weird one of us three,yeah i have to explain that to everyone,every time so,we're going to get into this so make,sure y'all give us videos that y'all,know we're going to fail that,you know we're not going to be able to,pass so that way i can see that piece of,entertainment you feel me so let's get,into this video,i'm trying to laugh let's get it started,let's do this,you just lost yourself a customer you,think i own this business,you think i own ikea bro i'm a part-time,employee halfway through a two-week,notice i don't give a,i'm telling all my friends not to shop,here tell them,you think i want five other used running,around the store,have them call me i'll tell them you,hate this place more than me i work here,i know the sale ended last week but can,i still get a discount do you hear,yourself we can't go backwards time,marches on,you you want the sale from 15 years ago,too when's it end diane,you want that price you're gonna have to,go through the quantity with ant-man,do you know how much money i spend here,more than you should,the meatballs ain't that good save your,money,end my time doesn't matter how much you,spend here we don't thank our donors,this isn't pbs every time i come here my,order gets messed up then stop coming,make my day every time you come here,your order's messed up sounds like,you're making the mistake,look inward you're ordering the wrong,i'd like to speak to your manager i'd,like to speak to your mother,tell her she should be embarrassed she,raised someone to act like a baby in,public,you want to speak to the manager please,manager doesn't know what's going on,haven't you ever worked anywhere before,i know that's not right i used to work,here well things change,sorry they didn't run it by you first,you used to work here well i used to be,happy,then you walked in can you just check in,the back can you just accept we don't,have it,the back ain't some magical place,back there santa's workshop the only,thing back there is a clipboard with our,schedules and some brownies darcy,brought it,the website said it was in stock and,what do your eyes say,sometimes it's wrong the website also,has pictures of employees smiling you,see that,don't yell at your computer instead of,me it'll get you the same result,nothing this is cheaper at other stores,then shop there,why are you here directions,i'll get you some i'll call you an uber,bro,i don't set the prices i'm a seasonal,employee,you're working hard or hardly working,i'm hardly laughing bro,i'm already at work i don't have time,for a second job i'm pretending you're,funny,you're funny why don't you tell me,something i don't hear every day,like thank you you should open up more,registers and who's gonna work them,you think i'm the only one ringing you,up because i call dibs,you want me to clone myself you're,saying you want to apply we see we're,short-handed where's your resume i can't,believe they have you working,thanksgiving i can't believe you're,shopping,why do you think i'm here it's because,of you i have to stand here for 15 hours,so you can yell at me instead of your,family i work retail i don't even,remember what thanksgiving is,the customer is always right about what,how to piss me,you're not off susan you're at the mall,always right that's why you're on your,ninth try hitting the button for credit,do you have any coupons for me,that's what i ask you we all have our,roles to play,oh you think you just found a cheat code,for the store oh yeah i keep a few,hundred percent offs back here for the,smart customers,bring your own scan must be free and you,must be out of your mind,i think you're the first person to say,that you're not even the first one today,don't worry about the scan i'll type in,the product code and charge it up,i swear i fake laugh at this job so much,i forget how my real one sounds,wait oh my god,10 minutes before bro the people that,worked retail,mm-hmm,you're open for 10 more minutes i'll be,quick quickly moving to the exit,this ain't a basketball game we're not,playing to the buzzer,you had the choice to hold a bunch of,minimum wage

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Scott Seiss Retail Funny Tiktok Compilation Part 1

why can't i use the bathroom in the back,you don't work here,you want to use it i'll grab you an,application here's a better question why,are you shopping on the brink of pissing,yourself,yeah i have to take your i don't,have to smell it,you should smile more you should talk,less,i had to come to work today there's no,rule that said i had to enjoy it,i'm a cashier not a rockette you want me,to smile,we don't always get what we want why do,you think i'm here,hi how are you i'm just looking and i'm,just saying hi,i'm not trying to sell you something i'm,trying to have one interaction at work,that makes me feel like a human being,i have feelings too i'm a pisces,do you work here obviously yes,how many people you know wear a name tag,recreationally,what do you think i'm behind the counter,cause i got lost do i work here,no i'm just dressed like this because,i'm going to the midnight premiere of,ikea the movie,you're open for 10 more minutes i'll be,quick quickly moving to the exit,this ain't a basketball game we're not,playing to the buzzer,you had the choice to hold a bunch of,minimum wage workers hostage or go,shopping tomorrow,you chose wrong get out,didn't scan must be free and you must be,out of your mind,to think you're the first person to say,that you're not even the first one today,don't worry about the scan i'll type in,the product code and charge a double,i swear i fake laugh at this job so much,i forget how my real ones sound,do you have any coupons for me that's,what i,ask you we all have our roles to play,well you think you just found a cheat,code for the store oh yeah i keep a few,100,offs back here for the smart customers,bring your own,the customer is always right about what,how to piss me off,i think you're god because you went,shopping you're not infallible susan,you're at the mall,always right that's why you're on your,ninth try hitting the button for credit,i can't believe they have you working,thanksgiving i can't believe you're,shopping,why do you think i'm here it's because,of you i have to stand here for 15 hours,so you can yell at me instead of your,family,i work retail i don't even remember what,thanksgiving is,you should open up more registers and,who's gonna work them,you think i'm the only one ringing you,up because i called dibs,you want to clone myself you're saying,you want to apply well you see we're,short-handed where's your resume,you're working hard or hardly working,i'm hardly laughing,i'm already at work i don't have time,for a second job pretending you're,funny why don't you tell me something i,don't hear every day,like thank you this is cheaper at other,stores then shop there,why are you here we need directions,i'll get you some i'll call you an uber,at other stores i don't set the prices,i'm a seasonal,employee the website said it was in,stock and what do your eyes say,sometimes it's wrong the website also,has pictures of employees smiling you,see that,should go yell at your computer instead,of me it'll get you the same result,nothing can you just check in the back,can you just accept we don't have it,the back ain't some magical place what,do you think is back there santa's,workshop,the only thing back there is a clipboard,with our schedules and some brownies,darcy brought it,i know that's not right i used to work,here well things change sorry they,didn't run it by you first,you used to work here well i used to be,happy then you walked in,i'd like to speak to your manager i'd,like to speak to your mother,tell her she should be embarrassed she,raised someone to act like a baby in,public,you want to speak to the manager please,manager doesn't know what's going on,haven't you ever worked anywhere before,every time i come here my order gets,messed up then stop coming,make my day every time you come here,your order's messed up sounds like,you're making the mistake,look inward you're ordering the wrong,do you know how much money i spend here,more than you should,the meatballs ain't that good save your,money,end my time doesn't matter how much you,spend here we don't thank our donors,this isn't pbs

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Scott Seiss TikTok Compilation Full | REACTION

oh,ladies and gentlemen welcome welcome,back to the channel thank you all,so much for coming over man this video,here,all right this video is for all the,retail workers out there,shout out to y'all i know it is a daily,daily grind trying to keep your,composure,some people they come into your store,they think you own the store,you know and and the attitudes you get,and you just gotta,oh now i don't know how to pronounce,this brother's name,uh so we're just gonna call him brother,scott all right this is,retail tick tock compilation all right,so,we ain't gonna waste no more time let's,jump right into it,you just lost yourself a customer you,think i own this business,i think i own ikea i'm a part-time,employee halfway through a two-week,notice i don't give a,i'm telling all my friends not to shop,here tell them,you think i want five other you's,running around the store oh,have them call me i'll tell them you,hate this place more than me i work,here i know the sale ended last week but,can i still get a discount do you hear,can't go backwards time marches on oh,sale from 15 years ago too when's it end,diane diane you want that price you're,gonna have to go through the quantum,realm with ant-man,you know how much money i spend here,more than you should,the meatballs ain't that good save your,money,end my time doesn't matter how much you,spend here we don't thank our donors,this isn't pbs,every time i come here my order gets,messed up then stop coming,every time you come here your order's,messed up sounds like you're making the,mistake,look inward you're ordering the wrong,i'd like to speak to your manager i'd,like to speak to your mother,tell her she should be embarrassed she,raised someone to act like a baby in,public,go speak to the manager please manager,doesn't know what's going on haven't you,ever worked anywhere before,i know that's not right i used to work,here well things changed,sorry they didn't run it by you first it,used to work here well i used to be,happy,then you walked in can you just check in,the back can you just accept we don't,have it,that ain't some magical place what do,you think is back there santa's workshop,the only thing back there is a clipboard,with our schedules and some brownies,darcy brought in,the website said it was in stock and,what do your eyes say,sometimes the website also has pictures,of employees smiling you see that,you should go yell at your computer,instead of me it'll get you the same,result,nothing this is cheaper at other stores,then shop there,why are you here any directions i'll get,you some i'll call you an uber,oh i don't set the prices i'm a seasonal,employee,you're working hard or hardly working,i'm hardly laughing,i'm already at work i don't have time,for a second job pretending you're funny,oh why don't you tell me something i,don't hear every day,like thank you you should open up more,registers and who's gonna work,i think i'm the only one ringing you up,because i called dibs,oh if you know you know,this is this could not be more accurate,i mean talking about nailing it man,because it yo,oh my goodness tell me something i don't,hear every day,like thank you you should open up more,registers and who's going to work them,you think i'm the only one ringing you,up because i called dibs,you want to clone myself you're saying,you want to apply well you see we're,short-handed where's your resume i can't,believe they have you working,thanksgiving i can't believe you're,shopping,why do you think i'm here it's because,of you i have to stand here for 15 hours,so you can yell at me instead of your,family,oh i work retail i don't even remember,what thanksgiving is,the customer is always right about what,how to piss me off,thank you god because you went shopping,you're not infallible susan you're at,the mall,always right that's why you're on your,ninth try hitting the button for credit,do you have any coupons for me that's,what i ask,you we all have our roles to play,oh you think you just found a cheat code,for the store oh yeah i keep a few 100,offs back here for the smart customers,bring your own scan,must be free and you must be out of your,mind,i think you're the first person to say,that you're not even the first one today,don't worry about the scan i'll type in,the product code and charge a double,i swear i fake laugh at this job so much,i forget how my real one sounds,you're open for 10 more minutes i'll be,quick quickly moving to the exit,they're saying a basketball game we're,not playing to the buzzer,you had the choice to hold a bunch of,minimum wage workers hostage or go,shopping tomorrow,you chose wrong get out,do you work here obviously yes,how many people you know wear a name tag,recreationally,you think i'm behind the counter because,i got lost no i'm just dressed like this,because i'm going to the midnight,premiere of ikea the movie,oh when i tell you,that is like the greatest as far as,something,someone doing something to the t,like that right there it like i

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