My Top 10 TikToks, Because I Guess I'm a TikToker Now
thank you,I am lost,it's not transparent it's a mirror,no,no,why do humans have this little mouth,Ridge thing like what's up with this,well when you were a baby before you,were a baby when you were an embryo your,face had to form,there was a there was a time before you,had a face and there were different,sections of like stuff that would become,your skin that all joined together and,there's sort of uh there's this section,and then there was this section in this,section and the three sort of all come,together right here this is more clear,with dog filters like you can really see,where it happened like where the face,Parts came together you can watch videos,of uh like scans of embryos to see how,all the pieces came together but I find,them to be uh unsettling I don't want to,force them on you sometimes the face,doesn't come all the way together during,development that's called a cleft palate,um but yeah the filterum is is where,when it does come together that's what,that is and it's a little sign that we,were all embryo we were once embryos no,if your tooth falls out you can just,stick it back in and it will fix itself,is this true it's kind of true so if,your tooth falls out because of tooth,decay you and it you cannot put it back,in like your tooth has a problem but if,your tooth falls out because it got,knocked out like you got hit with a,hockey puck and the root is still intact,you can save the tooth this is living,tissue your teeth are alive and you can,save them so just don't touch the root,part only touch the part that you can,normally touch and then attempt to shove,it back in place now do not think I'm,done now I did it good you have to go to,a dentist still if you can't get it in,your in your mouth put it in some milk,this is all after you wash off any dirt,by the way put it in some milk because,that will be better for the tooth than,water it's just got better pH better,salt content and so leave it in there,and then go to the dentist as soon as,possible but best case scenario show it,back into your mouth and then go to the,dentist and they will make sure that you,shoved it in correctly or shove it in,again get an eyelash or,a dog hair and your eye and you can't,get it no one will tell you this but,there's a pouch called the lacrimal sack,and all your eyelashes go into there by,the time you're an old person like me,your lacrimal sack fills with eyelashes,and then you just have to have a,procedure and they don't tell you about,this when you're young because it's,gross and they suckle the eyelashes out,of your lacrimal sack and they give them,to you in a small vial I have mine,around here somewhere could you tell I,was lying like at what point did you,figure out I was lying because this is,important just because someone in a,position of authority is telling you,something does not mean that they are,always right I will be wrong about stuff,sometimes and sometimes I'll just be, with you anyway they sometimes,come out in your sleep and then when you,like rub your sleep out of your eye,there's actually a bunch of eyelashes,clumped in with all this stuff,but it does eventually come out one way,or another we're both pregnant,what's even more amazing the twins are,married two twins if identical twins,marry identical twins are their,offspring,genetically siblings yeah yes that's,correct,why don't human beings eat grass it's,everywhere there's an abundance don't,eat grass,don't eat grass don't eat don't eat,grass you're straight why are you so,popular on gay Tick Tock and I'm like,well first of all but second of all more,importantly,look at me,like my whole life I've been told to,don't put metal in the microwave how the, does this work first of all don't,put metal in the microwave second this,is metal this is metal all of the inside,of your microwave is metal and that,metal will actually bounce the,microwaves around the microwaves are a,form of light their electromagnetic,radiation they'll bounce around inside,your microwave bouncing off all the,walls and then get absorbed by the food,what you don't want is a bunch of stuff,that's gonna reflect those waves in,weird ways so that they overlap with,each other and create really hot spots,and cold spots that might even focus the,microwaves in on themselves and then,like plasmify the air in your microwave,they could focus the microwave on the,door of your microwave and like melt the,metal I would venture to say that those,little screws in your microwave sir they,do probably slightly decrease the,efficiency of your microwave by bouncing,some microwaves in weird directions but,they're not reflecting enough microwaves,and enough weird directions for it to be,a problem for you,wow,I'm sold
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The Real Difference Between YouTube and TikTok
The Real Difference Between YouTube and TikTok
good morning John it's Friday I am,currently at the YouTube Creator Summit,look at this what is a little event that,YouTube has been throwing for creators,for a while but not recently so this is,the first one in a long time and I'm,really excited to be here seeing Old,Friends making new friends thinking,about what it all means I was just,talking to a guy who was like can you,believe the power that is inside of this,room the cultural creation that occurs,at the hands of these people now,obviously YouTube is a lot bigger than,the people who are in that room but it,is interesting and they're a lot of,interesting and I think important,conversations one of the things that,folks were trying to get to the bottom,of a lot is that YouTube is kind of,undergoing one of the biggest shifts in,how content on the platform Works in a,very long time and that is specifically,uh that there are these things called,shorts which are what YouTube calls tick,tocks except that's actually it's,probably best not to call them that,because ultimately YouTube is culturally,very different from Tick Tock obviously,YouTube wanted to clone the,effectiveness of that content tool but,that doesn't mean that it's going to be,the same thing there are lots of,different things and they are extremely,subtle that go into what content gets,made and how the platform feels like,what its Vibe is this by the way is the,thing that says I don't have covid so,that's how you get one of those and,that's an example of how important and,subtle this is I think that we,misunderstand what is the difference,between a YouTube video and a YouTube,short or a tick tock or an Instagram,meal or whatever and and I think it's,important for everyone on Earth to,understand this and the people who most,think about it oftentimes don't so,you're gonna now get ahead of those,people it's not about this it's not,about it being vertical it's not about,it being short the biggest difference,between a YouTube short and a YouTube,video is that one you decide whether to,watch it and the other you decide,whether to keep watching it does that,make sense to you because the difference,is massive when I'm trying to decide,whether to watch a YouTube video I'm,presented with many YouTube videos and,they have titles and they have,thumbnails and they have faces of people,I may or may not recognize many of those,people I care about I know their stories,I've been involved with their stories,for many years even if I've never met,them with a tick tock or a real or a,short I'm not deciding what video to,watch I am deciding which video I keep,watching I think there are a lot of,things that people would watch that they,kind of don't think they would I think,that some of that content is probably,not that great fail videos football,highlights it's fine and I think there,are a lot of videos that I click on that,maybe wouldn't be the thing that I would,most stick around to watch in a feed of,otherwise very engaging content but when,you're not deciding whether to watch,you're deciding whether to keep watching,I think you're a lot more open to new,creators so both of these things are,good don't get me wrong they can both do,bad things and they could both function,in a bad way if we use them poorly but I,am glad to have both of them at first,everyone isn't really sure if that was,the case but I think it's really,important that we have systems that,allow for the discovery of new talented,interesting Innovative creators I feel,like Tick Tock and Tick Tock like things,are really great for Discovery and for,people to sort of build early in their,career it's like a greenhouse there's a,lot of energy packed into a really small,space and it allows for a lot of,diversity and a lot of thriving but only,certain kinds of things can grow forever,in a greenhouse most things have to move,out of the greenhouse in order to keep,growing and thriving it's really deeply,different and I think that the only,actual difference is not the format it's,not the length it's whether you choose,to watch it or whether you choose to,keep watching it it's really amazing to,me how massive the impacts on our,culture such subtle changes in these,content platforms can have and so many,of those massively important differences,are really subtle and terribly difficult,to notice I think that it is valuable to,notice them and that's what I've been,thinking about here at the YouTube,Creator Summit John I will see you on,Monday because next week,begins
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Hank Green Explaining Stuff For 8 Minutes
Hank Green Explaining Stuff For 8 Minutes
is 98 degrees hot outside when that's,literally human body temperature,right now anybody who's watching this,including that young man,uh uh they're they're living you're a,living human being,and that requires you to be like,creating energy you know like all the,thinking you're doing burns a lot,of calories all of the the heart beating,and the breathing and just the,maintenance of this,produces heat and we need,to shed that heat or we will overheat so,this is this is the situation we are,surrounded by air molecules,and it is a best case situation for us,for there to be air molecules that are,cooler than us,so that they can warm up as they touch,our skin and,cool our skin down as they warm,themselves up if we can't,shed our heat to our environment all of,the molecules the enzymes that make our,body function they stop working,and you die,are you looking for trouble you looking,for trouble,you wasted weedwacker,hey hank green what's your favorite of,the seven seas,the the science fiction and fanta,c section of medical bookstore,so if a resume already has everything in,it why does a company want a cover,letter the resume is giving a company,like an overview snapshot of your,experiences,what you've done before a cover letter,is not is not the same thing and now,it's hard if you don't know if there's,like a low percentage chance of you,getting a job it's really hard to write,a cover letter specific to the job,but if there's a higher percentage,chance writing a specific cover letter,that,shows um that you understand the,problems,that the company faces and you,understand how your specific set,of uh tools can help them solve that,problem,and you can also express to some extent,how excited you would be,to use the toolkit you have the you know,all the useful skills,that you have developed over the course,of your life to apply to the company's,problems and you're excited about that,that's what i'm looking for in a cover,letter,ah this is so cool you never you never,know what question's gonna be the,ridiculously cool one our blood is made,in our bones,because it's dark there it's the darkest,place in our bodies this doesn't,actually matter when you're our size,because like sunlight cannot get too,deep down into us but,when our ancestors the first land,animals were coming out of the water,suddenly they had to deal with all this,uv radiation that the water was,previously blocking,one thing uv radiation does is it really,messes with blood stem cell production,fish deal with this in a totally,different way they make their blood in,their kidneys and actually cover the,tops of their kidneys,with like a layer of melanocytes or like,basically a cellular umbrella but this,appears to have not been enough for land,animals so we evolved to have blood,production,inside of our bones the darkest place,evolution could find,this information comes from research,done in 2018,so like very new stuff like i wouldn't,have been able to answer this question,two years ago,that's awesome,ah this is so cool you never you never,know what question's gonna be the,ridiculously cool one our blood is made,in our bones,because it's dark there it's the darkest,place in our bodies,this doesn't actually matter when you're,our size because like sunlight cannot,get too deep down into us but,when our ancestors the first land,animals were coming out of the water,suddenly they had to deal with all this,uv radiation that the water was,previously blocking,one thing uv radiation does is it really,messes with blood stem cell production,fish deal with this in a totally,different way they make their blood in,their kidneys and actually cover the,tops of their kidneys with like a layer,of melanocytes or like basically a,cellular umbrella but this appears to,have not been enough for land animals so,we evolved to have blood production,inside of our bones the darkest place,evolution could find,this information comes from research,done in 2018,so like very new stuff like i wouldn't,have been able to answer this question,two years ago that's awesome,what would my body do with 20 billion,calories,like what would happen to my body so,many different things to discuss here,i mean obviously first don't eat uranium,you can get uranium just not like the,kind that you can,make bombs out of but don't eat it,definitely don't eat it,that's the top of all the things i've,said to not eat uranium is number one,second also as discussed on my account,before when we're talking about,calories in this circumstance we're,talking about the amount of heat it can,produce,and this is undergoing fission so the,uranium is splitting apart,some of that mass turning into energy e,equals nc squared c being the speed of,light a very big number so if you ate,the uranium,those calories like your body couldn't,obviously like turn those into energy,but if you managed to eat a lot like,millions of calories in a day your body,actually couldn't process all of that,there's,an amount it can store per hour of,metabo
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more hank green explaining stuff
more hank green explaining stuff
tell me about the time you realized your,child might be the psychopath I was just,putting my four-year-old son to sleep as,in the dark he's drifting off to sleep,looks at me through the slats in his,little crib it's like a half crib,because he's growing up,and he was straight in my eyes and he,says,Paddington is dead,he was like this so much and I have not,yet commented on them because there's,it's like it's Forbidden Knowledge and,and you so the basic idea here is like,one what is money and what how is money,two if we need more money to do like,really important things like give people,Health Care combat climate change why,don't we just make more of it and you,would think maybe that there would be,some kind of like Hank Green type answer,to that question like I can answer this,for you and I'm not an economist so like,one I'm not really qualified to but,secondly like there isn't is this there,really isn't economists right now are,actively arguing over sort of the the,Orthodox version of Economics versus,modern monetary Theory which and mmt is,a thing that is just what gen Z on Tick,Tock is saying just make more money if,we need to make more value a lot of,things we need to get done so just make,the money to get it done,tell you whether or not a pelican ate a,Chihuahua I've never heard of it,happening and I feel like maybe I would,have heard it I don't know if your,friend's dad is a liar I can tell you,that many friends dads are liars uh and,you know maybe it's went after it and he,embellished the story but could could a,pelican eat a chihuahua,oh yeah yes yes absolutely,I mean it's worse than that,it's worse than that so your mouth is,constantly shutting epithelial cells,right and you then swallow those shells,and then your body actually takes the,nutrients in those cells and turns it,into more body and energy for you to,move around and stuff,whenever you kiss someone like a good,kiss,you kind of consume,I don't know if I want to tell you about,this you kind of consume a part of their,body and then you turn it into energy in,yourself a little bit just a little bit,it's not like you taste it though is,that,make it better,I don't know how many times we need to,do this,candle wax is the fuel of the candle if,you just had a string and you lit it on,fire it would not be on fire for five,hours,the wax is what's burning as it,approaches the flame the wax vaporizes,and then it burns those are two,different things vaporizing means that,it turns from a solid to a liquid and,then into a vapor the gaseous form of,the paraffin and then it burns meaning,meaning it undergoes a chemical reaction,where it oxidizes and turns into carbon,dioxide and water that's where the,that's where the wax goes it burns like,when you have gasoline in your car and,then you drive and then it's not there,anymore that's where it goes,oh if your tooth falls out you can just,stick it back in and it will fix itself,is this true it's kind of true so if,your tooth falls out because of tooth,decay you and it you cannot put it back,in like your tooth has a problem but if,your tooth falls out because it got,knocked out like you got hit with a,hockey puck and the root is still intact,you can save the tooth this is living,tissue your teeth are alive and you can,save them so just don't touch the root,part only touch the part that you can,normally touch and then attempt to shove,it back in place now do not think I'm,done now I did it good you have to go to,a dentist still if you can't get it in,your in your mouth put it in some milk,this is all after you wash off any dirt,by the way put it in some milk because,that will be better for the tooth than,water it's just got better pH better,salt content and so leave it in there,and then go to the dentist as soon as,possible but best case scenario show it,back into your mouth and then go to the,dentist and they will make sure that you,shoved it in correctly or shove it in,again,like my whole life I've been told to,don't put metal in the microwave how the, does this work first of all don't,put metal in the microwave second this,is metal this is metal all of the inside,of your microwave is metal and that,metal will actually bounce the,microwaves around the microwaves are a,form of light their electromagnetic,radiation they'll bounce around inside,of your microwave bouncing off all the,walls and then get absorbed by the food,what you don't want is a bunch of stuff,that's gonna reflect those waves in,weird ways so that they overlap with,each other and create really hot spots,and cold spots that might even focus the,microwaves in on themselves and then,like plasmify the air in your microwave,they could focus the microwave on the,door of your microwave and like melt the,metal I would venture to say that those,little screws in your microwave sir they,do probably slightly decrease the,efficiency of your microwave by bouncing,some microwaves in weird directions but,they're not reflecting enough microwaves,in enough weird
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Why the Heck am I on TikTok???
Why the Heck am I on TikTok???
Good morning John, happy Pizzamas!
It’s a little warm for that.,It’s got little slices of pizza and your
face. And it says “pizza.” It’s perfect.,But that’s not what I want to talk
about today. In May of 2020,someone told me that Tiktok is
actually pretty cool if you take,a look at it. And in very short order
I was uploading multiple Tiktoks a day.,It is now over a year later, and
I still am. Why? Why am I doing this?,Is it strategic? Am I just chasing
dopamine? Am I trying to increase,my credibility with Gen Z so in
2040 I’ll be their preferred,Jeopardy host? I mean, all of
those things. But the first thing,I’ll say is that when I joined
up Tiktok it was very soon,going to be the publication date
of my second novel. And was I,using it as a promotional vehicle?
Yes. I’m not ashamed of that.,I have no issue using my
prowess with social media to try,and promote something that I
worked very hard on and that I,think a lot of people should read.
And not just books, also the,Awesome Socks Club and
Pizzamas shirts. Both of which,are helping build the maternal
center of excellence in,Sierra Leone. But it is also
definitely not just that.,So for my own sanity, I’ve
put together a list of 5 reasons,I’m on Tiktok. Number 1,
it is just really culturally interesting.,I’ve always been super into
culture and subculture and,sub-sub-cultures. And Tiktok is
great at sub-sub-sub-cultures.,Especially when they collide and
you end up with skyrim, urban planning,,berries and cream videos. Like
I’m only actually interested in one,of those things, I’ll let you guess
which one, but the fact that there,are those other cultures is like
my primary interest. I’m just really,interested in how communities
behave and grow when you give,them great tools. And Tiktok is
a great tool. Of course it’s also,terrifying. But that doesn’t
mean it’s not fascinating and fun.,Number two, it’s very inspiring.
Like the tools for making content,are pretty good once you get to
know them. But more importantly,,it’s just a really creative community
that is just begging you to make,content for it. Tiktok’s discovery
system is just better than other,places at elevating really good
content that otherwise wouldn’t,get noticed. And watching
great stuff gives you ideas,for great stuff, which gives
other people ideas for great stuff,,and all of it can be elevated.
It can be, it’s not that it definitely,will. It’s just a higher percentage
chance than other platforms.,Number 3, it has kind of been
my life’s work to try and understand,internet creators. It’s a huge part
of what we’ve done at DFTBA and,Vidcon and Complexly.
The root of a lot of this stuff has,been trying to figure out how
creative people survive and thrive,in these very new environments.
How people make stuff, why people,make stuff, and how they can try
and make a little bit of a living doing it.,I’m not quite ready to have
something so important as Tiktok,to occur outside of my notice.
Number 4, let’s be honest,,I like the attention. I like
making stuff, and the immediate,positive feedback. Because I’m human,
and particularly because I’m this human.,And then finally, it is really a thing
that I love to see people get curious,about their world. I especially love
to see them start to get curious,about their world. And Tiktok
definitely gives me access to a,group of people I otherwise can’t
reach with that stuff. And it is just,really wonderful to be around
for the moments when people,are first exposed to some of
the weirder, wilder ways that our,universe exists. I like helping
people be curious, I like helping them,learn, it just feels really good.
Of course I also recognize that,it’s a very limited tool. It’s in the
beginning of its existence and it has,a long way to go before we figure
out exactly what it is and all of the potential,harm that if can do. And it certainly
doesn’t scratch all the same itches,as Youtube, particularly of Vlogbrothers.
Which at this point, I think it’s safe,to say, is unlike any other place on
the internet. And that’s not just,nostalgia for how things were in
2007. This remains a place,where anything-- why is there
music playing?,John I’ll see you tomorrow!
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TikTok vs YouTube with Hank Green @hankschannel
TikTok vs YouTube with Hank Green @hankschannel
what is good people of the internet,welcome back to another episode of the,waveform podcast we're your hosts i'm,marquez and i'm andrew and today we've,got a pretty exciting episode because,like we talked about we're gonna have,guests on and we have a guest this week,it is a pretty exciting guest a fellow,creator um you'll hear my intro for him,in a second but i think uh most of you,will be familiar with his work it's hank,green,and we wanted to talk to him because we,were just talking about his recent video,about tick tock which has a whole bunch,of really interesting points it's linked,in the show notes if you haven't already,seen it watch it it's really good uh,sort of explains the landscape of,monetization for creators on youtube,versus tick tock and the things that are,different between them,and we talk about that but we also talk,about a lot of other things it's a,really interesting conversation the one,thing i should mention is at like,halfway through we had some technical,difficulties and did lose his video,feeds if you're watching the video,version that's what happens halfway,through but i mean come on it's hank,green you guys know what he looks like,plus you get to see his beautiful face,in the first half anyway so without any,further ado,let's get into it so,we've got hank green joining us for,waveform this week hank green if you're,unfamiliar with hank somehow then you've,been actively avoiding the internet for,the past 15 years in which case welcome,appreciate you for joining us um hank is,an entrepreneur creator youtuber,ticktalker creator of vidcon and half of,the vlogbrothers and someone who's been,creating for longer than i have which i,don't get to say very often so,hank welcome to the podcast,yeah well it helps to just be older than,you um i really appreciate it i'm a big,fan and we just,established that we've never actually,talked before which is weird uh and i'm,very glad to be,finally hanging out same i i want to,talk to you about all the social media,and this is one of the fun things about,having a podcast finally is i get to,talk to people like you,and having conversations about i don't,know this whole world of social media,which it seems like you're all over it,like obviously youtube for the longest,time but we've got instagram we've got,tick tock now,how do you first of all i just want to,know what you say when you describe to,people what you do,what what do you say,well i just i go to the easiest thing,which is i make educational videos for,two teachers and students uh and then,people are like oh tell me more and i'm,like oh you know high school and early,college and chemistry and,and all kinds of stuff i have a company,that does that and that's like,it's much easier that way,rather than and also i am kind of a,personality and community leader and,organizer that does philanthropy and,also i run a merchandise business that,helps creators make money that has 50,employees and like you know i don't know,yeah my wife when someone asked that,question he's like oh,here we go,here we go i don't i don't want to be go,through this again so that's the easy,thing to do and and like that is sort of,the,majority of what i spend my time on,anyways the educational content yeah i,like it i think i i've i've watched your,youtube videos for a super long time but,the tick tocks have started coming back,up you know i spend a decent amount of,time on tick tock probably more than i'd,like to admit i think we all do,and uh i always see your videos pop up,in my review feed before i even followed,you i would just be like oh hank's on,tick tock now great they're very,educational he's got all these great,ideas i love it um yeah so i want to,start with,youtube because i feel like that's,that's the the hub at the center,of this creator economy of these videos,that we've been making for so long,uh and when i tweeted your tick tock,video,i sort of quoted one of the the early,parts of the video which is that youtube,actually does treat creators,really well like almost,abnormally well,and i got some certainly now that like,we've had some some more data points on,the field like when it was just youtube,it was like well that's normal but now,that we have other platforms out there,showing us how they might do it it it,does change the perspective exactly yeah,a lot of people push back just saying oh,they you know they treat some creators,well they treat a few creators you might,know well but it's kind of like just in,general uh there's obviously the they do,a lot of things they don't have to,uh the little the little plaques they,send us when you hit a subscriber,milestone is a nice example or having a,contact at youtube and things like that,but the the sort of biggest point of,that being the the revenue sharing model,um but just in general now that you've,been on youtube for i think i'm i'm,gonna say longer than anyone i've ever,spoken to,how would you review,youtube as a platform as it exists 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Drawing Animals Hank Green Wishes Were Real
Drawing Animals Hank Green Wishes Were Real
We're just doing some experiment,with the gums.,Now, we figured out why they invented CTRL+Z.,Welcome to Drawfee,,where we take your dumb ideas.,And make even dumber drawings.,I'm Jacob.,I'm Julia.,I'm Karina.,And I'm Hank.,Hank Green is here.,Whoa.,I hacked your Zoom.,That just keeps happening.,We didn't invite him.,Hank, why don't you tell people,who you are and what you do,,just in case one person,doesn't know who's watching.,I'm Hank.,I've been making YouTube videos,since 2007,,and now I'm just a full-time Tiktoker.,I also write books,and I have a company called Complexly,that makes lots of educational videos.,I also work with these guys,on [email protected],We are colleagues, you guys.,We are colleagues.,I never really think of it that way,,but that's true.,That is true.,Yes.,We are colleagues.,Then we touched base on TikTok.,Yes.,Welcome to another episode of Karina,knows too much about one thing,and one thing only today.,Oh, what is it?,It's a Yu-Gi-Oh! episode?,No.,Oh, it's Neopets.,It's a My Chemical Romance episode.,Is it Supernatural?,Is it Panic at the Disco?,Is it Grinch and Once-ler?,Is it Cats?,Digimon.,Yes.,Hank, use some Karina audio in a TikTok.,That was actually what made,this episode happen.,Yes.,I'm so honored.,I'm a big fan,,and I'm very impressed,by what you've built.,Most of the community parts,,that's always the part that I'm interested in,,and you guys do a great job.,Thank you.,Thank you very much.,We also love our community.,They kind of roll.,They kind of roll.,But today it's not about the community.,It's about you.,Hank,Yes.,It's about you.,It's about us drawing,what you demand of us,in this specific episode,,where you're going to make up,animals for us to draw,,animals you want to see.,Yes.,There's a bunch of animals,that don't exist that really should.,You have in you the power,to make them real.,We do.,All of our drawings become real.,With pens and tablets.,Well, I'm going to go first,,so whenever you're ready, Hank,,hit me with that animal.,Okay.,I got my random number generator here.,Oh, it's an analog one.,Really dialing it in.,You got Tyrottersaurus Rex.,Tyrottersaurus Rex,is a very large dinosaur otter.,I've written a small description,,very hyper, but very big.,Likes the water.,Dangerously into coffee.,I immediately pictured,the very cute otter hands,,but very large because they're on a dino,and kind of alarming,,but the little claps they would make.,I love when they slap things.,They have very small--,Tyrottersaurus has little hands,,so it's perfect.,They can be the same size.,Just the normal otter sized hands,on a giant dinosaur.,Yes.,We're really skimming over the coffee bit.,Well, but the hand, you can't--,Can it get the hand to the mouth?,How does it drink the coffee?,Do they just eat the beans,or do they not .,Are they very particular?,They're a menace to the forests of Colombia.,Just trundling around,,chowing on coffee trees.,I think they walk into the coffee shop,or they squeeze into the coffee shop,and then they order the coffee,,but then they can't pick it up,because their hands are too small,,so they just eat the whole cup.,Oh, my God.,Me when I'm really having a morning,,Oh, my God.,That's me.,Or maybe since otters are so communal-,They are friendly.,-that one of them buys it,and then the other one tries to hold it,and get out of the way a little bit,and then the other ones can drink it.,One of the theories about why tyrannosaurus,have tiny arms is that they do group feeding,and that big arms were selected against,because their arms kept getting,accidentally eaten by their other dinosaurs,that were nearby.,That's ridiculous.,They're just chowing down on a brontosaurus,and accidentally eat your friend's arm.,Yes.,Me when I'm oh so hungry.,Yes, really.,I am going to need some brainstorming,as far as what's going to go on the mug.,I feel like that's going to be important.,Oh.,Oh, that's a great point.,Should it be like a dino-related joke,or an otter-related joke?,You got the don't talk to me,before I've had my--,don't talk while I'm eating,my full mug of coffee.,Don't talk to me before I--,Don't talk to me until I've eaten this mug.,Don't talk to me,before my morning brontosaurus.,If you see this mug, don't talk to me.,What about just don't talk to me?,Very aggressive.,Yes.,I want them to be,a little bit more friendlier than that.,Oh, tiny little eyes.,That's all it takes.,I'm in.,I'm soaked.,That's going to be very important.,Now, I want to see,an edit of Jurassic Park with this.,Then I think like big mouth.,Oh, that's a mouth.,Well, because it's going to have the teeth.,Yes, huge mouth.,He's got to eat a whole mug of coffee.,That's true.,Got to have the right kind of teeth,to crunch ceramic.,Oh, that's great.,That's a very dinosaur mouth.,A little terrifying now, but he's still happy.,You've created a Muppet.,Yes, you're not wrong.,A Muppet I want to see.,Now, that's a Muppet I want to see.,I think that his mug has to be friendly.,It has to be feeling
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The American Psycho Of Tiktok
The American Psycho Of Tiktok
i have stumbled upon the greatest genre,of tick-tock ever it's those super,motivational slightly patronizing,self-help gurus that live the most,unrelatable lives ever like they tell,you to just take it easy some days and,relax your mind as they live in like,10-story penthouses in the middle of nyc,or la and joseph abel is no exception,but with the added bonus of he has the,most threatening aura i've ever felt in,my entire life if him and patrick,bateman walked into a room i'd be,confused on who was who my name is,joseph and these are the six pillars of,my morning my name is patrick bateman,second shower and dress in the shower i,use a water activated gel cleanser i,walk my dog and stretch every morning,my scholar oats and they only took 10,minutes to make there's something so,scary about this man like does he remind,you of the american psycho and if you,don't know what the american cycle is,just google it i'm not rotten tomatoes,i'm not gonna explain the whole premise,of the movie to you and i don't know if,it's the combined piano with his,narration but there's so there's like an,aura of he's one bad day away of taking,an axe and just,look at me man i'm so stressed out and,rich i'm so god damn stressed and rich,i'm so stressed and rich ah you look at,my beautiful muscles my beautiful body,and usually with these self-help gurus,or whatever you kind of tend to ignore,them you know it's kind of just a,nepotism baby wanted to make it big on,social media wanting to have a i made it,out the mud story whatever blah blah,blah but one funny thing about joseph is,i know nothing about him i did a deep,dive on his tick tock and i found almost,nothing about him i do know he's best,friends with this guy another extremely,rich out of touch law student that is,confirmed to come from a rich family,you're expelled from rulers call say,your best friend shambles thanksgiving i,don't know if this this whole story is,true that he was expelled from religious,cult but maybe that explains why he,narrates like he's hannibal lecter in,every single tiktok he does he's,breathing heavy in every single video i,know he just got finished chasing down a,woman here's everything i did in 2021,i wrote and published my first book,bleachy are you trying to say bleaching,i got a puppy ugly i,finished my first year of law school i,had to kill a lot of people i got my,heart broken bad so i wrote and,published a new song wrote a song nomad,desire let's check this out only nine,likes come on guys we gotta pump those,we gotta pump those numbers up come on,a second thought no we do not okay that,is enough for that i reinvented oatmeal,he made oatmeal he reinvented it holy, we got a revolutionary on okay,fellas oh my god but there's something,so robotic about him it seems like his,whole life is him reading off of a,script to us like he's trying to convey,us that he's a person but he just feels,like an entity feels like if i went into,uber duck ai and started just typing,things in that's how it feels like it,feels like he's reading to me what i,want to hear it's like going on a tinder,date as a woman and the intended date,says,sexism is bad you know what i'm saying,like it's something that they think you,want to hear does that make any sense or,am i just stupid i invited some friends,over and prepared my coconut who's your,friends they're all in here they're all,imaginary friends right there hurry,peace too it's made with remember the,food that's one blade feel good,don't settle he only made one place i,invited some friends over to show them,how good my life is compared to theirs,my name is joseph and i'm in the best,shape of my life let me show you what i,eat on a sunday for breakfast i have an,oatmeal recipe i'm really fond of which,gives me a lot of fuel for my morning,these are my chili basil tofu tacos with,cucumber and tomatoes the thing about a,lot of people of nepotism rich people,whatever disconnected they kind of feed,you this lifestyle as it's easily,obtainable super easy to wake up early,in the morning and meditate it's super,easy to make this this this balanced,meal and be in the best shape of your,life like this guy is fighting off,calories and normal people are fighting,off poverty there's a big disconnect in,the things that he can do versus we can,do and a lot of them are aware of that a,lot of people that watch these things,think that you know with just a little,bit of effort and hard work i can make,my mornings just like his and then,sometimes you don't i work a nine to,five and i barely have time to make,breakfast in the morning no matter how,early i wake up on the 34th floor we,have a penthouse terrace showing you the,city of youtube,even the comments are more references to,him just being odd let's see paul,allen's apartment like he just feels,emotionless like i love tick tocks where,they have passion behind them i feel,like these tick tocks just come off as,him just being hello i live on the,eighth floor of this apartment building,i
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